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Batgirl Cancelled – A Sign Of Things To Come? – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
August 5, 2022
Posted in batman, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: a movie costing almost $100 Million was being cancelled due to disastrous test screenings caught everyone by surprise, Are we seeing the beginning of the end of The Message in our films?, AT&T dropped Warner Brothers because it was a steaming turd losing money, Batgirl Cancelled - A Sign Of Things To Come? - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, or was this part of a bigger change at the studio and Hollywood at large?, The 'Message' in movies makes them unwatchable, The 'Supergirl' movie may also be canceled, The movie had poor test screenings, The recent announcement by Warner Discovery that Batgirl, Was this really a case of a studio wisely sparing us from a terrible film
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Thor Love And Thunder – It’s A Hot Mess – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 8, 2022
Posted in Cancer, christian bale, GAY GAY GAY, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, Natalie Portman, New World Order, politics, Super Gay, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: An uneven mess of a movie, CGI Natalie Portperson is a Mary Sue who can do anything, CGI Natalie Portperson saves the day, it's so overdone with CGI, Join me as I do my best to sift through the garbage and review it, Tessa Thompson continues her upward failure, Thor Love And Thunder - It's A Hot Mess - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Thor Love And Thunder is a bit of a mess - blighted by a bad script - unfunny jokes and headache-inducing visuals, Thor Love and thunder is the Gayest Marvel movie yet, Written and directed by a man with the mind of a seven year old
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Obi-Wan Kenobi – Another One Bites The Dust – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 2, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, Star Wars, The Critical Drinker |
Tags: Did the "Rematch of the Century" live up to the hype? Are you kidding?, Fuck off George Lukas - it's your fault this is happening in the first place, How did she know Luke was Vader's son? Don't know, Just let the kids run off into the woods - i'm sure it will be fine, Obi-Wan Kenobi - Another One Bites The DustThe Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Obi-Wan Kenobi - the old man who gets bossed around by a ten-year-old girl, So we're finally at the end of Kenobi - Was it worth the wait?, Speaking of characters acting like dicks Reva tracks down Luke, Strong female shows up to save their asses, What a fucking pointless waste of time this show was
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Jurassic World: Dominion – An Absolute Dumpster Fire – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
June 25, 2022. . . . .
Posted in Chris Pratt, Global Climate Disruption, global warming, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Dominion does absolutely nothing to change that, In fact - it may be the worst movie in the entire franchise, Join me as I give my thoughts on this franchise, Jurassic World Dominion - Greed Finds A Way - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, So the Jurassic World Dominion trailer came out the other day - and it looks predictably rubbish, The Jurassic World trilogy hasn't exactly distinguished itself as a smart - thought provoking successor to Jurassic Park
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Why Modern Movies Suck – CGI Overload – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
June 11, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, politics, The Critical Drinker, tom cruise, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Actors standing around in Green Rooms have nothing to react to, And well - it's starting to get pretty tiresome, CGI is boring as fuck to watch, CGI is everywhere now, CGI is not a silver bullet that can fix every problem, It’s pretty rare that a sequel can be better than the original - Top Gun: Maverick really delivers, Its tough to think of a single big budget film that doesn't have some kind of digital effects shot in there somewhere, Top Gun: Maverick continues to prove the obvious: moviegoers of all ages will show up in droves if you entertain and inspire us, Top Gun: Maverick feels like a product of the ’80s, Why Modern Movies Suck - CGI Overload - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO
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The Drinker Recommends… Top Gun: Maverick – VIDEO
June 4, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, The Critical Drinker, tom cruise, Uncategorized |
Tags: I’m amazed Tom Cruise hasn’t broken his back carrying the entire action-blockbuster genre on his own, It’s pretty rare that a sequel can be better than the original - Top Gun: Maverick really delivers, Join me as I review it, The Drinker Recommends... Top Gun: Maverick - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Top Gun: Maverick is everything I could have wanted in a sequel to one of the most epic 80's movies of all time
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Thor Love And Thunder – Redemption or Destruction? -The Critical Drinker VIDEO
April 29, 2022. . . . .
Posted in GOSSIP!, Natalie Portman, The Babylon Bee, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: At publishing time - Jane Foster began wielding a rolling pin imbued with the strength of mighty homemakers to fight Gorr the God Butcher, Female Thor Keeps Picking Up Wrench Instead Of Hammer And Asking 'Is This It?' - babylonbee.com, However - sources reveal she keeps picking up Thor's wrench by mistake as she's just a woman and has a hard time telling the difference between the tools in Thor's garage, NEW ASGARD—Thor's on-again - off-again love interest Dr. Jane Foster has been found worthy of mighty Mjolnir - the ancient hammer of Thor, Now that I've had a chance to get my thoughts in order - here's my assessment of the Thor Love And Thunder trailer, She has been transformed into one of Earth's mightiest heroes by the hammer while the god of thunder is away on space business, Thor Love And Thunder - Redemption or Destruction? - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Will this movie redeem Thor after Endgame turned him into a clown - or destroy him to make way for Lady Thor?
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The King’s Man – A Surprisingly Fun Prequel – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
March 5, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: All the subtle nods that they did based on the real-life events that took place made me like the movie even more interesting, I definitely appreciated the attention to detail of historical events - especially Rasputin fight, I was impressed on the details they even put in the fight based on the accounts and autopsy of Rasputin’s death - let alone his weird habits, I was pleasantly surprised by how good this movie was, It's actually pretty good, Join me for my review, The King's Man - a prequel to the Kingsman series - turned out to be a lot more fun than I'd expected, The King's Man - A Surprisingly Fun Prequel - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, The movie becomes a race against time to stop a war, The movie kicks off in the early 1900's
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Uncharted – How Could They Mess This Up? – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
February 26, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, Mark Wahlberg, The Critical Drinker, Tom Holland, Uncategorized, Video Games |
Tags: Adapting a videogame like Uncharted into a movie seems like the easiest win ever, But a combination of bad casting choices - lackluster writing and pacing somehow managed to derail the movie, I've always been a fan of the 'Uncharted' games, It's all pretty standard stuff, The movie is another Hollywood dud, The movie is just not much fun, The movie wastes half of it's run time with clumsy character development, Too many long clunky conversations, Uncharted - How Could They Mess This Up? - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Why did they caste Mark Wahlberg in the first place?
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Jurassic World Dominion – Greed Finds A Way – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
February 18, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: Join me as I give my thoughts on this franchise, Jurassic World Dominion - Greed Finds A Way - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, So the Jurassic World Dominion trailer came out the other day - and it looks predictably rubbish
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