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Archive for January 2015

TRASHY MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT CLXIXI

January 31, 2015

TRASHY MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT – ‘The Horde’ – ‘Baby Blood’ – ‘Sheitan’ – ‘Mutants’

Obama to raise taxes on workers to bribe more slackers to vote Democrat

January 31, 2015

H&R Block, the nation’s largest retail tax preparation company warns that the newly released Obamacare tax code, officially called the Affordable Care Act, is likely to confuse millions of taxpayers who try to tackle their tax returns for 2014.

IRS contracts with company that built Obamacare hot mess for new 4 million $ job

January 31, 2015

‘THE PROBLEM OF WHITENESS’
Exclusive: D.J. Dolce reacts to university’s new class offering on race relations

Perez Hilton is still “The Queen Of Mean”

January 31, 2015

Perez Hilton could face police questioning after he leaves the Celebrity Big Brother house, following his outrageous behaviour towards housemate Katie Hopkins, it has been claimed.

The celebrity blogger sparked outrage when he LICKED Hopkins before asking her to perform a SEX ACT on him in scenes cut from the show, and received a warning from Big Brother over the unacceptable behavour.

Despite Katie telling Perez firmly not to kiss or lick her, Big Brother points out, Perez stood very close to her and made kissing and licking actions towards her face before saying: “If you get within licking distance I will lick you.”

Chloe Goodman cooling off while raising ocean’s temperature – Part SEVEN of SEVEN

January 31, 2015

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Marion ‘Suge’ Knight arrested on suspicion of murder

January 30, 2015

January 30, 2015: Police claim that Suge Knight is WANTED – in connection with a HOMICIDE that took place in South Central Los Angeles yesterday. Word is that Dr Dre, Ice Cube, and The Game were in the hood filming the new STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON video — and Suge came by to SHAKE THINGS UP.

Well a fight broke out, and Suge ran off – driving over one of his homies – and killing him. Here is what TMZ is saying happened:

The victim is Terry Carter, who we’re told is a friend of Suge’s who arrived with him at the scene. Our sources say Carter was in the process of walking to the passenger door of Suge’s vehicle, but happened to be in the rear when Suge gunned it.

FRIDAY NIGHT at THE MOON DRIVE IN – CRASH OF THE MOONS

January 30, 2015

FRIDAY NIGHT at THE MOON DRIVE IN – CRASH OF THE MOONS

Chris Christie drops on his derrière – VIDEO

January 30, 2015

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie once fell off his chair during a studio radio appearance. We know this now because there is video of it.

The kind souls at Philadelphia’s Sportsradio 94WIP released the clip Friday morning:

Christie joined Angelo Cataldi and the 94WIP Morning Show in-studio last June and fell off of his chair upon entering the studio. While the hilarious moment was captured on camera, Cataldi had kept the footage private—until now.

Cataldi, who lives in New Jersey, was appalled by Christie’s decision to cheer for his beloved Dallas Cowboys in owner Jerry Jones’ box during the team’s playoff run, including during Week 15’s Cowboys-Eagles game in Philadelphia.

Upper-crust Pedophilia is not a new trend

January 30, 2015

Jeffrey Epstein is back in the news at last. Epstein is a Florida-based hedge-fund manager who, having raked in billions, used his money and his organizational skills to set up an international pedophile network, shipping young girls by private plane to interested parties across the planet. The physically repulsive Epstein (he looks like a Satanic Fred Gwynne) got away with this for years thanks to his money and his social and political connections.

Implicated in his crimes is no less than Prince Andrew, the ne’er-do-well hustler scion of the British Royal house. Also involved is another member of the transatlantic social elite, Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s “companion” and daughter of press magnate Robert Maxwell, who allegedly acted as a procuress, selecting and grooming young girls for use by the network. It can be presumed that a large number of other notables were also involved.

Gwyneth Paltrow steam scrubs her va-jay-jay

January 30, 2015

Ever wondered how Gwyneth Paltrow keeps her energy up at 42-years-young? Well, the secret is out. Paltrow has revealed that she steam cleans her vagina and thinks you should too, ladies.

The actress has elevated her passion for healthy eating and physical fitness by putting her private parts through a new regimen to keep her vivacious.

Apparently, steaming the vagina can provide an “energetic release.” This is why Gwyneth gets regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica.