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Archive for the ‘Movies I Don’t Want To See’ Category

J.J. Abrams promised the Alphabet People ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will be Gay

December 6, 2019

What a relief. Like millions of Star Wars fans, when I was sitting back hating The Last Jedi, I remember thinking to myself, You know what would make this so much better? Some homosexuality.

Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise

November 18, 2019

The Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise, just like they did Ghostbusters, Terminator, and Men in Black.

Shia LaBeouf film ‘Honey Boy’ – 94 Minutes of Misery

November 17, 2019

Honey Boy is a dolorous example of an alarming trend in modern movies—the miraculous ability of an infinitesimal talent to raise money for an obnoxious, self-indulgent film about his own life designed to appeal to absolutely nobody except the arrogant subject himself. In this instance, the jerky centerpiece in love with himself to the detriment of everyone in the audience is Shia LaBeouf.

Woke ‘Terminator’ bombs at the Box Office

November 2, 2019

As one reviewer put it, if you had three lousy meals at a restaurant, would you go back for a fourth? Personally, I enjoy Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003), but most people feel the last three Terminators sucked, and asking why they would waste good money on a fourth is the question the studio should have asked.

CATS movie trailer more terrifying than the IT trailer – VIDEO

July 19, 2019

The Cats movie released its official trailer on Thursday, which lead to wildly divisive reactions on social media as fans had their claws out, ready to tear it to shreds.

Woke Hollywood is killing new movies

June 15, 2019

It was a long year for Hollywood celebrities – who marked another year with meltdown after meltdown

X-Men movie “Dark Phoenix” slammed by terrible reviews

June 6, 2019

But after the new merger with Fox, Disney is about to release what may be Marvel’s final X Men movie, “Dark Phoenix” to terrible reviews. They are bracing for major disappointment. The budget is said to be well over $200 million after massive re-shoots.

What the Heck happened to ‘Hellboy’? – Reviews and trailer – VIDEO

May 11, 2019

“Hellboy ” is a reboot of artist and writer Mike Mignola’s fantasy world that rather rudely brushes aside the first two films as if they never existed. It’s like your new girlfriend blithely tossing out all the accumulated stuff in your medicine cabinet. It even ignores in its title that we’ve already had a “Hellboy.”

‘Serenity’ – The worst movie of 2019 – VIDEO

May 10, 2019

I’m a huge McConaughey fan, but anybody who wastes a penny on this movie is an idiot. Consider this a PSA for all of you. This movie was the worst movie of 2019, the past decade, the past quarter century and will likely go down as one of the worst entertainment ideas ever produced.

Petition Wants Brie Larson Replaced – First Female Captain Marvel was Black

May 6, 2019

The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam