What a relief. Like millions of Star Wars fans, when I was sitting back hating The Last Jedi, I remember thinking to myself, You know what would make this so much better? Some homosexuality.
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J.J. Abrams promised the Alphabet People ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ will be Gay
December 6, 2019
Posted in GAY GAY GAY, GOSSIP!, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, Star Wars, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: And now we get to sit through Rise of Skywalker enjoying the subtext of all some man-on-man action between Poe and Finn, Director J.J. Abrams Promises ‘Rise of Skywalker’ Will Be Gay - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Good news everyone… Director J.J. Abrams has promised the alphabet people that The Rise of Skywalker is gunna be gay, Imagine how much better the original trilogy would have been had we been treated to some hyper-drive sex between Han and Luke, J.J. Abrams Says LGBTQ Fans ‘Are Being Represented’ in ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Ben Kew - breitbart.com, Many of the actors have also added their own “woke” interpretation to the film’s characters, Now know Lando Calrissian is pansexual (I don’t know what that means and I don’t want to know), Star Wars has in recent years focused on winning over “woke” audiences to grow their traditional fanbase, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker director J.J. Abrams has hinted that LGBTQ fans will be “represented” in the upcoming installment, The film’s focus on progressive themes appears to be damaging the Star Wars brand, What in heaven’s name do these idiots think they’re doing?
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Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise
November 18, 2019The Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise, just like they did Ghostbusters, Terminator, and Men in Black.
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: After Killing the Muppets with Leftist Propaganda Disney Murders ‘Star Wars’ - John Nolte - breitbart.com, And then there’s the movie’s opening scene where Androgynous Bisexual Angel (Kristen Stewart) kicks a sexist pig’s ass while lecturing us about how “Women can do anything", ‘Charlie’s Angels’ (2019) Review: Man-Hating Woketards Kill Another Franchise - John Nolte - breitbart.com VIDEO, ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Bombs At Box Office; Actress Elizabeth Banks Blames Men - Eric A. Blair - thegatewaypundit.com, Big Fat Liar Elizabeth Banks Blames Sexism for ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Flop - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Charlie's Angels is about preaching to a choir that hasn’t smiled since Anita Hill was proven a liar, Charlie’s Angels (2019) is deliberately divisive and the product of an insecure woman who doesn’t have the confidence in herself, Dark Fate’ Bombs in Theatres as the Public Rejects Woke Entertainment - Shane Trejo - bigleaguepolitics.com, Each time the result is the same: box office catastrophe - the death of a Golden Goose franchise, The Feminist Woketards have decreed that number one - the “male gaze” is now “problematic” and therefore a Thoughtcrime, The opening credits serve as a warning: a sanctimonious montage of empowered teen and pre-teen girls doing science and sports and stuff, The Woketards destroyed the Charlie’s Angels - just like they did Ghostbusters - Terminator and Men in Black, The Woketards have destroyed the Charlie’s Angels franchise, This $55 million piece of exhausting garbage delivers 119 minutes of insufferable GRRRRRL power cheese
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Shia LaBeouf film ‘Honey Boy’ – 94 Minutes of Misery
November 17, 2019Honey Boy is a dolorous example of an alarming trend in modern movies—the miraculous ability of an infinitesimal talent to raise money for an obnoxious, self-indulgent film about his own life designed to appeal to absolutely nobody except the arrogant subject himself. In this instance, the jerky centerpiece in love with himself to the detriment of everyone in the audience is Shia LaBeouf.
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Tags: Here is an egomaniac famous for nothing more than making silly faces - wearing absurd hairstyles and acting too bizarre to adequately describe, Honey Boy - Official Trailer - VIDEO, Honey Boy has no sense of narrative trajectory - jumping all over the place like a spastic bullfrog, I have never seen him on the screen in anything worth writing home about, Nothing leads up to any kind of logical finale, Now we get his attempt to perhaps explain why he’s made a career out of amateurish antics, Shia LaBeouf Apologizes After New Racist Videos Surface - Erin Nyren - variety.com, Shia LaBeouf’s ‘Honey Boy’ Is 94 Minutes of Misery - Rex Reed - observer.com, The jerky centerpiece in love with himself to the detriment of everyone in the audience is Shia LaBeouf, The miraculous ability of an infinitesimal talent to raise money for an obnoxious self-indulgent film about his own life
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Woke ‘Terminator’ bombs at the Box Office
November 2, 2019As one reviewer put it, if you had three lousy meals at a restaurant, would you go back for a fourth? Personally, I enjoy Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003), but most people feel the last three Terminators sucked, and asking why they would waste good money on a fourth is the question the studio should have asked.
Posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gavin McInnes, GOSSIP!, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: After Killing the Muppets with Leftist Propaganda Disney Murders ‘Star Wars’ - John Nolte - breitbart.com, All we heard about Dark Fate was how THE GRRRRLS ARE TAKING OVER, An obnoxious film student hitting us over the head with a partisan hammer, ‘The Last Jedi’ Is Full Of Weak Male Characters And Steeped In Politically Correct Orthodoxy - Jon Brown - dailycaller.com, Dark Fate will be lucky to hit $75 million stateside, Dark Fate’ Bombs in Theatres as the Public Rejects Woke Entertainment - Shane Trejo - bigleaguepolitics.com, Go Woke Go Broke: ‘Solo’ Crash Lands at Box Office - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Mackenzie Davis looks like a 14-year-old boy sporting a white supremacist bowl haircut, Mackenzie Davis? Seriously? Let’s just put it this way - she’s no Sigourney Weaver, Propaganda Pop Culture: From Cuckmercials to ‘Star Wars’ - Gavin McInnes - TakiMag.com, Terminator: Dark Fate is not only tanking at the stateside box office - it’s also tanking overseas, Woke ‘Terminator’ Tanks at the Box Office - John Nolte - breitbart.com
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CATS movie trailer more terrifying than the IT trailer – VIDEO
July 19, 2019The Cats movie released its official trailer on Thursday, which lead to wildly divisive reactions on social media as fans had their claws out, ready to tear it to shreds.
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Tags: 'The Cats trailer is more terrifying than IT': Claws come out on social media - dailymail.co.uk VIDEO, Cats is set to hit theaters December 20th 2019, Cats Movie Trailer Unites the Internet Under One Shared Message: ‘WTF Did I Just Watch?’ - David Griner - adweek.com, Cats’ Trailer Hit with Worst Backlash in Hollywood History - John Nolte - breitbart.com VIDEO, Fans tear the first trailer to SHREDS after it debuted online Thursday, Fans were sour on the 'terrifying' look of the Broadway adaptation, Litter-ally terrifying: is Cats the creepiest film of the year? - Guy Lodge - theguardian.com Litter-ally terrifying: is Cats the creepiest film of the year? - Guy Lodge - theguardian.com VIDEO, Rebel Wilson drew laughs as the goofy dancing cat that manages to get her paw caught in a mouse trap, Some even claimed the movie is more scary than the IT: Chapter 2 trailer that also debuted on Thursday, Taylor Swift is seen in her tight catsuit just lounging around as Bombalurina, Taylor Swift returns to the big screen for the first time in five years to play Bombalurina in Tom Hooper's adaptation of the Broadway sensation, The 'Cats' trailer led to wildly divisive reactions on social media as fans had their claws out - ready to tear it to shred, The Cats movie released its official trailer on Thursday
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Woke Hollywood is killing new movies
June 15, 2019It was a long year for Hollywood celebrities – who marked another year with meltdown after meltdown
Posted in GOSSIP!, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, Psychology, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: 17 Most Epic Hollywood Meltdowns of 2018 from Kavanaugh to Caravans - Justin Caruso - breitbart.com, AMERICA SAYS ‘F*CK YOU BACK’ TO SETH ROGEN - John Nolte - BreitBart.com, “Steve Jobs” is the second film this month to under-perform in the wake of one of its left-wing stars hurling partisan insults, Blowhard Box Office Blowback - John Nolte - BreitBart.com, Four Mega-Franchises and a Woke Lecture Die at the Box Office - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Hollywood director Judd Apatow declared in June that “the debate is over” and that President Trump is a “Nazi", It was a long year for Hollywood celebrities - who marked another year with meltdown after meltdown, Jim Carrey Compares Republicans to Rapists - Trump to Cancer, Men in Black: International - which is doing even worse than those already-dire predictions of $30 million, Pop icon and Left-wing activist Cher caused controversy in April after she called President Trump a “cancer", This weekend’s box office wiped out two franchises and cemented the failure of two others
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X-Men movie “Dark Phoenix” slammed by terrible reviews
June 6, 2019But after the new merger with Fox, Disney is about to release what may be Marvel’s final X Men movie, “Dark Phoenix” to terrible reviews. They are bracing for major disappointment. The budget is said to be well over $200 million after massive re-shoots.
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Tags: 'Dark Phoenix': Film Review - Todd McCarthy - hollywoodreporter.com, “Dark Phoenix” was originally slated for release last November but was pulled - according to reports - to change its ending, Bloggers - who usually love every comic book movie - are contributing the most negative essays, Dark Phoenix | Final Trailer - VIDEO, Disney is about to release what may be Marvel’s final X Men movie - “Dark Phoenix” - to terrible reviews, Disney is not used to failure with Marvel movies, Disney-Fox Braces For Box Office Disaster with $200 Mil-Plus X Men Movie “Dark Phoenix' - Roger Friedman - showbiz411.com, One reviewer in Seattle wrote: “Phoenix” is a joyless addition to the long-running “X-Men” franchise – 12 movies over 18 years, The budget is said to be well over $200 million after massive re-shoots, The failure of “Dark Phoenix” will be hard also on its star - Sophie Turner
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What the Heck happened to ‘Hellboy’? – Reviews and trailer – VIDEO
May 11, 2019“Hellboy ” is a reboot of artist and writer Mike Mignola’s fantasy world that rather rudely brushes aside the first two films as if they never existed. It’s like your new girlfriend blithely tossing out all the accumulated stuff in your medicine cabinet. It even ignores in its title that we’ve already had a “Hellboy.”
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Tags: "Hellboy " is a reboot of artist and writer Mike Mignola's fantasy world that rather rudely brushes aside the first two films as if they never existed, ‘Hellboy’ review: This reboot is a grotesque misfire - Johnny Oleksinski - nypost.com, Hellboy (2019 Movie) New Trailer - VIDEO, Hellboy - a film that can best be described as tedious, Hellboy is back and he's got a dirty mouth and a man bun, It's really series of violent vignettes strung together - getting more and more outlandish, Review: If you're not a superfan 'Hellboy' is hell - boy - AP - dailymail.co.uk, The new reboot has been turned into a sludge-colored “Resident Evil” wannabe by his successor Neil Marshall, The race for worst movie of the year is heating up, The third film in the comic adaptation franchise has a new director - a new writer and a new look, This awful - disgusting - unfunny - idiotically plotted comic book flick offends the senses as much as the rankest subway car on the hottest summer day
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‘Serenity’ – The worst movie of 2019 – VIDEO
May 10, 2019I’m a huge McConaughey fan, but anybody who wastes a penny on this movie is an idiot. Consider this a PSA for all of you. This movie was the worst movie of 2019, the past decade, the past quarter century and will likely go down as one of the worst entertainment ideas ever produced.
Posted in Anne Hathaway, GOSSIP!, Matthew McConaughey, Movies I Don't Want To See, Uncategorized, Video Games |
Tags: 'Serenity' will likely go down as one of the worst entertainment ideas ever produced, “Serenity” is for sale and I’m honestly wondering if a single copy will be sold, I’m a huge McConaughey fan - but anybody who wastes a penny on this movie is an idiot, It was without a doubt the worst film I’ve ever seen, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY’S MOVIE ‘SERENITY’ IS FOR SALE - WILL ANYBODY WASTE THEIR MONEY? - David Hookstead - dailycaller.com, The first half was kind of cool - and then the audience was hit with the very reasonable twist that everybody was in a video game, The only reason I didn’t walk out of the theater was because I just had to know how the absurdity would end, They’re video game characters! It was one of the stupidest concepts for a film ever thought up, This movie was the worst movie of 2019, Unfortunately I made the mistake of actually seeing the movie
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Petition Wants Brie Larson Replaced – First Female Captain Marvel was Black
May 6, 2019The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam
Posted in Brie Larson, GOSSIP!, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: 'Captain Marvel' Drowns in Hollywood Victimhood - Christian Toto - newsbusters.com, ‘Captain Marvel’ Review - Sonny Bunch - freebeacon.com, ‘Captain Marvel’ Review: Brie Larson Is the Beckiest Becky in Movie History - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Brie Larson - Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers - born October 1st 1989, Brie Larson is running around pretending to be the Rosa Parks of action heroines, Captain Mary Sue - KYLE SMITH - nationalreview.com, Every page of the script betrays terror of what people might say about the film on social media, First Female Captain Marvel was Black and This Petition Wants Brie Larson Replaced - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Musical cues which seem to have been crafted by a radio station intern asked to cull hits from 90s bands with female lead singers, ROTTEN TOMATOES PURGES 50000 USER RATINGS AFTER CAPTAIN MARVEL REVIEW BOMB - Adan Salazar - infowars.com, The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam, The Unbearable Ingratitude of Marvel’s Brie Larson - John Nolte - breitbart.com
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