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Archive for the ‘Movies I Don’t Want To See’ Category

Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 11/9 movie bombs at the Box Office

September 28, 2018

The revenues for Fahrenheit 11/9 are dropping faster than filet mignon down Michael Moore’s gullet

‘Happytime Murders’ – Killed at the Box Office

August 27, 2018

‘They have diluted and defiled a beloved television show’: Sesame Street sues over ‘obscene’ new Melissa McCarthy movie with ‘violent and copulating’ puppets which they claim cashes in on their brand

BlacKkKlansman: ‘For Spike, after all these years, the love of Beckys remains the root of all evil’

August 16, 2018

Spike Lee’s new movie BlacKkKlansman has received 100 percent thumbs up from 46 professional film critics aggregated by Rotten Tomatoes.

This disgraceful unanimity is more craven than even last winter’s unhinged hosannas for Black Panther.

Linda Hamilton returns to help emasculate the ‘Terminator’ movie franchise

August 2, 2018

She portrayed the damsel in distress turned wanted fugitive in the classic science-fiction franchise.

And Linda Hamilton is set to reprise her role as Sarah Connor as the first images of the Terminator reboot were released on Tuesday.

Peter Fonda movie ‘Boundaries’ bombs at the Box Office

June 29, 2018

The film bombed at the box office as audiences and critics alike gave it a thumbs down

STAR WARS: Kathleen Kennedy is killing the franchise

June 5, 2018

An industry analyst tells the far-left Hollywood Reporter that Solo could lose more than $80 million. Yeah, right. Not for a second do I believe the loss will be that low, but that is the headline.

Disney murdered the Star Wars Golden Goose

May 29, 2018

To the naked eye, the Walt Disney Company appears infallible. This is, after all, the company that owns Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars, and its own indelible brands; this is the company that ate up 22 percent of the box office all by itself last year, and with this year nearly half gone, has gobbled up an incredible 34 percent. Obviously, everything Disney touches turns to gold.

Jim Carrey farts out another direct to video master-piece

May 23, 2018

Once a revered comedian with a big fan base – Carrey hasn’t made a good movie in 10 years

‘A Wrinkle In Time’ loses $100 million at the box office

May 9, 2018

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Ready Player One: Another exercise in toxic Metrosexuality

March 30, 2018

‘Ready Player One’ Review: A Dumb, Shallow Exercise in Toxic Metrosexuality