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Archive for the ‘Movies I Don’t Want To See’ Category

CATS movie trailer more terrifying than the IT trailer – VIDEO

July 19, 2019

The Cats movie released its official trailer on Thursday, which lead to wildly divisive reactions on social media as fans had their claws out, ready to tear it to shreds.

Woke Hollywood is killing new movies

June 15, 2019

It was a long year for Hollywood celebrities – who marked another year with meltdown after meltdown

X-Men movie “Dark Phoenix” slammed by terrible reviews

June 6, 2019

But after the new merger with Fox, Disney is about to release what may be Marvel’s final X Men movie, “Dark Phoenix” to terrible reviews. They are bracing for major disappointment. The budget is said to be well over $200 million after massive re-shoots.

What the Heck happened to ‘Hellboy’? – Reviews and trailer – VIDEO

May 11, 2019

“Hellboy ” is a reboot of artist and writer Mike Mignola’s fantasy world that rather rudely brushes aside the first two films as if they never existed. It’s like your new girlfriend blithely tossing out all the accumulated stuff in your medicine cabinet. It even ignores in its title that we’ve already had a “Hellboy.”

‘Serenity’ – The worst movie of 2019 – VIDEO

May 10, 2019

I’m a huge McConaughey fan, but anybody who wastes a penny on this movie is an idiot. Consider this a PSA for all of you. This movie was the worst movie of 2019, the past decade, the past quarter century and will likely go down as one of the worst entertainment ideas ever produced.

Petition Wants Brie Larson Replaced – First Female Captain Marvel was Black

May 6, 2019

The first female Captain Marvel was a black woman and an online petition calling for Brie Larson to be replaced is gaining steam

Long Shot’ Flop Confirms Seth Rogen’s Status as Box Office Poison

May 5, 2019

Now that Long Shot has officially flopped with a dismal $10.6 million opening, it looks like we can add Seth Rogen to the list of actors (Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Schumer) whose obnoxious and nasty politics ended up destroying their once-lucrative movie careers.

Jim Carrey’s ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Trailer Roasted By Fans

May 1, 2019

The trailer for Jim Carrey’s latest film Sonic The Hedgehog is getting roasted and panned by media reviewers and on social media upon its world premiere on Tuesday.

‘Pet Sematary’ (2019) Review: Empty Calories

April 6, 2019

A good movie is a good movie, a good remake is a good remake, and Pet Sematary is not a good movie or remake.

Brie Larson is the Beckiest Becky in Movie history

March 18, 2019

Watching Brie Larson do anything is like watching your snooty sister gossip on the phone