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The New Mutants movie review – Critical Drinker VIDEO
September 25, 2020
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: A film that has so much going against it, Disney threw 'New Mutants' onto the market and just hoped for the best, Don't think about it too much - I know I didn't, it's all standard stuff we've seen a million times before, New Mutants must be the unwanted dribble of piss you get just when you think it's all over, The lesbian romance is thrown in there for diversity points, The New Mutants - The Sad Final Dribble - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, This weird little aborted X-Men spinoff, We're lumbered with a collection of generic stereotypes, X-MEN: The New Mutants Opening Scene & NEW Trailer - VIDEO
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The Critical Drinker recommends ‘Predator’ – VIDEO
September 19, 2020
Posted in Arnold Schwarzenegger, GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: Dutch does the heroic thing and runs away, Dutch wants answers - but nobody seems to have any, God I love the eighties!, It's quite simply one of the greatest action movies ever made, Let's dive straight into the plot of Predator, One of the holy trinity of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, Predator is the kind of movie with which one does not fuck, Shit man - even Dutch can't take this thing out, The Drinker Recommends... Predator - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, The movie shifts gears as it moves into the second act
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The Critical Drinker review: Christopher Nolan movie ‘Tenet’ – VIDEO
September 4, 2020. . . . .
Posted in GOSSIP!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: 'Protagonist' is part of a CIA special forces team sent to fetch the 'McGuffin' thingie, A film so complex it took Christopher Nolen five years to figure out the script, A movie where time is just a toy to be played with, Certain characters are not telling The Protagonist everything he needs to know - no one saw that coming, Honest Trailers - Every Christopher Nolan Movie - Screen Junkies - VIDEO, It took ten years to get the concept straight in his giant space brain, Nolan's mind seems to be only tenuously connected to our own reality, Tenet - The Best and Worst of Christopher Nolan - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, The plot for this film reminds me of 'Rise Of Skywalker' - and not in a good way, the protagonist of the movie is called 'The Protagonist' in the movie credits - not a joke
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Dark Phoenix murdered the X-Men – VIDEO
August 2, 2020Why do I do this to myself? – I’ve seen Dark Phoenix and now I have to rant about it
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, X-Men |
Tags: 'Dark Phoenix': Film Review - Todd McCarthy - hollywoodreporter.com, Dark Phoenix - The Movie That Finally Killed The X-Men - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Honest Trailers | X-Men: Dark Phoenix - VIDEO, Nobodies heart is truly in this movie, Professor X is turned into a weak disrespected moron, Sophie Turner reminds me of Mark Zuckerberg - trying to look human and failing, The Critical Drinker exposes how Dark Phoenix killed off the X-Men movies, This movie is nobodies finest hour, What are we to make of this boring movie?, Why do I do this to myself? - I've seen Dark Phoenix and now I have to rant about it
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How Game of Thrones killed 8 years of character development – VIDEO
July 27, 2020The Long Night – How Game of Thrones killed 8 years of character development – The Critical Drinker – VIDEO
Posted in GOSSIP!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones, No one is saying that “Game of Thrones” fans don’t have active sex lives, Pornhub traffic plummets during 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 premiere - nydailynews.com, Pornhub.com also reported a 4% drop when Season 6 of “GoT” premiered in April 2016, Pornhub.com reports that their site’s traffic was down 4.5% on Sunday night when HBO aired the popular fantasy series’ highly anticipated Season 7 premiere, The COMPLETE Game of Thrones Recap | CRAM IT- Honest Trailers - VIDEO, Why people really watch 'Game Of Thrones'
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Blade Runner 2049: The iPhone of Movie Sequels – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 18, 2020A movie that moves things forward without taking any big risks
Posted in GOSSIP!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: "The world of Blade Runner is more fucked than it was before!" - The Critical Drinker, A movie so weighed down with self importance all the characters talk at half speed, A movie that moves things forward without taking any big risks, Ford returns as like a true deadbeat dad - runs away and lives in Las Vegas, Honest Trailers | Blade Runner 2049 - VIDEO, I can't shake the feeling that this movie was a middle act, Many motivations are never explained, Ryan Gosling spends most of the film by himself just wandering around, The villains are boring as f*ck
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Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube – VIDEO
July 7, 2020Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube – The Critical Drinker – VIDEO
Posted in Brie Larson, GOSSIP!, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Brie Larson - Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers - born October 1st 1989, Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Brie Larson is running around pretending to be the Rosa Parks of action heroines, Brie to preach anti-racist messages - inclusive content - whatever that is, Captain Marvel is a big bowl of mediocrity, Captain Marvel might be the first blockbuster movie whose animating idea is fear, Her eyes are too close together - she has the jawline of the Lone Ranger - no ass and fat toes, Nearly a million views on her first video - must be nice, Shallow Hollywood celeb seeking more fame and media exposure, The Drinker Fixes Captain Marvel - The Critical Drinker VIDEO
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The Critical Drinker fixes ‘Captain Marvel’ movie – VIDEO
June 27, 2020The Drinker Fixes Captain Marvel – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
Posted in Brie Larson, GOSSIP!, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: 'Captain Marvel' Drowns in Hollywood Victimhood - Christian Toto - newsbusters.com, ‘Captain Marvel’ Review - Sonny Bunch - freebeacon.com, ‘Captain Marvel’ Review: Brie Larson Is the Beckiest Becky in Movie History - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Brie Larson - Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers - born October 1st 1989, Captain Marvel is a big bowl of mediocrity, Captain Marvel might be the first blockbuster movie whose animating idea is fear, CAPTAIN MARVEL Trailer - VIDEO, Captain Mary Sue - KYLE SMITH - nationalreview.com, Directors/writers Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck seemingly have no idea how to put together an eye-catching action sequence, Every page of the script betrays terror of what people might say about the film on social media, Musical cues which seem to have been crafted by a radio station intern asked to cull hits from 90s bands with female lead singers, She's a null set - a blank - a hero whose heroism stems from nothing, The Drinker Fixes Captain Marvel - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, The Unbearable Ingratitude of Marvel’s Brie Larson - John Nolte - breitbart.com
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Why The Past Matters – VIDEO
June 19, 2020Increasing calls for classic movies and TV shows to be ‘altered’ to fit our current climate Increasing calls for classic movies and TV shows to be ‘altered’ to fit our current climate
Posted in GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, New World Order, politics, Psychology, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: Cancel Culture is killing entertainment, Fascist Thought Police want to censor movies and television shows from the past, He who controls the past controls the future, I want to explain why our entertainment - our art - is not something to be messed with, Increasing calls for classic movies and TV shows to be 'altered' to fit our current climate, Progressive Liberals are neither Progressive nor Liberal - think Totalitarian Fascists, The Thought Police want to be in total control of everyone, Thought Police want to control all that you see and hear, totalitarian censors target old movies and TV shows for destruction if they are not 'Politically Correct', Why The Past Matters - THE CRITICAL DRINKER - VIDEO
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Ghostbusters 2016 – Its As Bad As I Remember – VIDEO
June 7, 2020Ghostbusters 2016 – Its As Bad As I Remember – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
Posted in GOSSIP!, Milo Yiannopoulos, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: A series of angry articles in the liberal media sought to blame the woes of what many fans are worried will be a cringeworthy reboot on “Woman-Hating", After its trailer reached historic lows on YouTube - Feminist Hand-Wringers went into meltdown, “We aren’t disliking the video because of the women….we are disliking it because it looks like it’s going to fucking blow", But some are still trying to maintain the illusion that the movie is the best thing since Shawshank, GHOSTBUSTERS - Official Trailer (HD) - VIDEO, Ghostbusters 2016 - Its As Bad As I Remember - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, Here’s Why The Left Is So Desperate To Defend The New Feminist Ghostbusters - Milo Yiannopoulos - BreitBart.com, Honest Trailers - Ghostbusters (2016) - VIDEO, Progressive feminists remain the film’s foremost – and increasingly hysterical – defenders, You’d think it would be time for the movie’s defenders to face reality and accept the ill-fated reboot for what it is
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