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Joining The Panderverse – We’re Winning – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
November 1, 2023
Posted in GOSSIP!, politics, The Critical Drinker, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Joining The Panderverse - We're Winning - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Many seeing it as a damning indictment against Kathleen Kennedy and the lazy political pandering of Disney, South Park's recent Penderverse special has kicked up a real firestorm online
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Is Excellent! – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 15, 2023
Posted in MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, The Critical Drinker, tom cruise, Uncategorized |
Tags: I’m amazed Tom Cruise hasn’t broken his back carrying the entire action-blockbuster genre on his own, If Tom Cruise isn't saving us from an alien invasion - he's saving us from terrible movies made by terrible people, Mission Impossible 7 - starring Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell - absolutely demolishes Indiana Jones 5 and is likely to dominate the summer movie season, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning gives a giant middle finger to Hollywood boring politically correct films vomited into theaters, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Is Excellent! - TheCriticalDrinker - VIDEO, This video will self destruct after five seconds
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Pitch Meeting – Ryan George VIDEO
July 7, 2023. . . . .
Posted in Movies I Don't Want To See, Ryan George, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: "Oh - being a child criminal is tight!", Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, And after the release of the first trailer - it looks like they just might be true, Indiana Jones 5 Trailer - The Rumours Were True - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny has been plagued by leaks and rumours of time travel, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Pitch Meeting - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO, Multiple Indy's and strong female characters taking up the whip and fedora, Oh - wow wow wow wow wow - wow, Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!
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The Fate of the Furious Pitch Meeting – Revisited! – Ryan George VIDEO
June 3, 2023. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Posted in GOSSIP!, Honest Trailers, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, Paul Walker, Rosario Dawson, Ryan George, The Critical Drinker, Vin Diesel |
Tags: Big sweaty bald men competing to be the strongest big sweaty bald man, Dom and Letty Ortiz are on their honeymoon in Havana Cuba when a hacker named Cipher blackmails Dom into turning evil!, F9: 10 Most Unrealistic Moments - Ryan George - Screen Rant - VIDEO, F9: The Fast Saga Pitch Meeting - Ryan George - Screen Rant - VIDEO, Fast & Furious 9 - Running On Empty - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, From zombie car attacks to nuclear missiles - things have gotten pretty nuts, Honest Trailers | The Fast & The Furious - Screen Junkies - VIDEO, Step back into the pitch meeting and revisit the completely factual accurate conversation that led to The Fate of the Furious, The Fate of the Furious Pitch Meeting - Revisited! - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO, Why did Vin Diesel’s character come up with such a convoluted plan to save the day? Is The Rock just a straight up superhero now?
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Guardians of the Galaxy 3 – The Best Of The Worst – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
May 12, 2023
Posted in Chris Pratt, The Critical Drinker, Zoe Saldana |
Tags: "Oh - wow wow wow wow ... wow", Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, Can you imagine how weird it must have been to actually pitch the first movie?, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 - The Best Of The Worst - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Join me for this (mostly) spoiler-free review of James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Nearly a decade ago the Guardians of the Galaxy were introduced to the world and helped turn Chris Pratt into a global phenomenon, Oh - wow wow wow wow wow - wow, Step back into the pitch meeting and revisit the completely factual accurate conversation that led to Guardians of the Galaxy!, Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Marvel’s galactic heroes and helped set up Avengers Infinity War!
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Peter Pan And Wendy – It’s Awful – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
May 5, 2023
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: A classic story infused with typical identity politics for a modern audience which doesn't exist, Peter Pan And Wendy - It's Awful - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Peter Pan and Wendy turned out to be exactly what I predicted - a dull - boring - pointless remake of a classic story, Well - can't say I didn't warn you
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Ultimate Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting Compilation – Ryan George VIDEO
April 28, 2023. . . . . . . . . .
Posted in GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, Ryan George, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: "Oh - wow wow wow wow ... wow", Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, Dominion does absolutely nothing to change that, In fact - it may be the worst movie in the entire franchise, Join me as I give my thoughts on this franchise, Jurassic World Dominion - Greed Finds A Way - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, So the Jurassic World Dominion trailer came out the other day - and it looks predictably rubbish, Step inside the Pitch Meetings that brought you these Jurrasic Park in a Jurassic-sized compilation!, The Jurassic World trilogy hasn't exactly distinguished itself as a smart - thought provoking successor to Jurassic Park, Ultimate Jurassic Park Pitch Meeting Compilation - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO
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Shazam: Fury of the Gods – The Sequel No One Wanted – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
March 25, 2023
Posted in Gal Gadot, GOSSIP!, Helen Mirren, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Wonder Woman |
Tags: A perfectly nice forgettable sequel, Helen Mirrin does her best in a part that is not worthy of her talents, Join me for this review of the sequel nobody wanted or asked for., Lucy Liu works bored out of her mind and phones in a performance, Nist of the humor felt about five years out of date, No one spills a single drop of blood during the entire movie, Shazam: Fury of the Gods - The Sequel No One Wanted - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, So Shazam 2 is upon us and... well - it hasn't exactly gone down a storm, This film exists for no other reason except because it can, Wonder Woman shows up for some reason and brings Billy Batson back to life
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Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
March 11, 2023
Posted in GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: he Last Wish is a fantastic movie that really took me by surprise, Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, The Last Wish demolishing most of the awful tropes of modern Hollywood, Who would have thought that a sequel to a not-especially-good animated Shrek spinoff from more than a decade ago - would turn out to be one of the best animated movies in years
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Nope – Yup (Sort Of) – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
March 4, 2023
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: Anyway - that's all I've got for today - go away now, But what is it really about?, I find myself torn on this one, I have to admit - I've had a rocky relationship with Jordan Peele movies over the years, It's more of a diamond in the rough than a perfectly cut gem, Nope - the third movie in Jordan Peele's growing horror portfolio - is a movie I hadn't gotten around to seeing until recently, Nope - Yup (Sort Of) - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, The answer to all these questions is - don't know, The scene inside the creature's digestive tract where everybody is being vertically ushered one on top of each other in a claustrophobic peristaltic pump of death is truly terrifying, What's it trying to say - and most importantly - is it any good?
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