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Archive for the ‘The Critical Drinker’ Category
Why Thor Love And Thunder Sucked – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
October 1, 2022. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Posted in GAY GAY GAY, GAY NEWS, GOSSIP!, Jim Hoft, John Nolte, Movies I Don't Want To See, Natalie Portman, Ryan George, The Babylon Bee, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, AVOID AT ALL COSTS: “Thor Love and Thunder” – Unless You Like Woke Movies - Jim Hoft - thegatewaypundit.com, ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ Review — Kinda Woke and Kinda Stinks - John Nolte - breitbart.com, Co-writer and director Taika Waititi’s Thor: Love and Thunder waits until the last half hour to show its woke cards, Female Thor Keeps Picking Up Wrench Instead Of Hammer And Asking 'Is This It?' - babylonbee.com, Join me as I compare two scenes from two Thor movies - to understand the difference between good and bad writing, Natalie Portman Loves that Disney’s ‘Thor 4’ Is ‘Gayest’ Marvel Movie Ever - David Ng - breitbart.com, Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Thor: Love and Thunder!, Thor Love And Thunder IS NOT GAY ENOUGH! The Outrage! - Mr. H Reviews - VIDEO, Thor: Love and Thunder Pitch Meeting - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO, Why Thor Love And Thunder Sucked - A Scene Comparison - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO
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The Drinker Fixes… The Multiverse Of Madness – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
September 10, 2022. . . . . . . . . .
Posted in Benedict Cumberbatch, GOSSIP!, MOVIES I WANNA SEE!, Ryan George, The Critical Drinker |
Tags: Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, But could it have been better? Was there a way to salvage it?, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - NEW FINAL TRAILER (2022) Marvel Studios - VIDEO, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Pitch Meeting - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO, Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was an absolute mess of a story that ruined not one but two great characters in the MCU, Join me as I do my best to work the Drinker magic on it, Oh - spaghetti is tight!, Oh - wow wow wow wow wow - wow, So - you have a Doctor Strange sequel for me?, Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!, The Drinker Fixes... The Multiverse Of Madness - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO
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Moonfall – A Man-Made Disaster – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
August 27, 2022. . . . .
Posted in GOSSIP!, halle berry, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized |
Tags: "Oh - peekaboo moons are tight!", Actually it's gonna be super easy - barely an inconvenience, Moonfall - A Man-Made Disaster - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Moonfall - yet another disaster movie directed by Roland Emmerich - may be one of the dumbest films I've seen in my entire life, Moonfall Pitch Meeting - Ryan George - Pitch Meeting - VIDEO, Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Moonfall!, The writing in this one makes Sharknado seem like a documentary, To be fair - the “we stopped the project that will save the world because of budgetary concerns” is probably the most realistic part of the movie
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Batgirl Cancelled – A Sign Of Things To Come? – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
August 5, 2022
Posted in batman, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: a movie costing almost $100 Million was being cancelled due to disastrous test screenings caught everyone by surprise, Are we seeing the beginning of the end of The Message in our films?, AT&T dropped Warner Brothers because it was a steaming turd losing money, Batgirl Cancelled - A Sign Of Things To Come? - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, or was this part of a bigger change at the studio and Hollywood at large?, The 'Message' in movies makes them unwatchable, The 'Supergirl' movie may also be canceled, The movie had poor test screenings, The recent announcement by Warner Discovery that Batgirl, Was this really a case of a studio wisely sparing us from a terrible film
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Thor Love And Thunder – It’s A Hot Mess – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 8, 2022
Posted in Cancer, christian bale, GAY GAY GAY, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, Natalie Portman, New World Order, politics, Super Gay, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: An uneven mess of a movie, CGI Natalie Portperson is a Mary Sue who can do anything, CGI Natalie Portperson saves the day, it's so overdone with CGI, Join me as I do my best to sift through the garbage and review it, Tessa Thompson continues her upward failure, Thor Love And Thunder - It's A Hot Mess - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Thor Love And Thunder is a bit of a mess - blighted by a bad script - unfunny jokes and headache-inducing visuals, Thor Love and thunder is the Gayest Marvel movie yet, Written and directed by a man with the mind of a seven year old
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Obi-Wan Kenobi – Another One Bites The Dust – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
July 2, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, Star Wars, The Critical Drinker |
Tags: Did the "Rematch of the Century" live up to the hype? Are you kidding?, Fuck off George Lukas - it's your fault this is happening in the first place, How did she know Luke was Vader's son? Don't know, Just let the kids run off into the woods - i'm sure it will be fine, Obi-Wan Kenobi - Another One Bites The DustThe Critical Drinker - VIDEO, Obi-Wan Kenobi - the old man who gets bossed around by a ten-year-old girl, So we're finally at the end of Kenobi - Was it worth the wait?, Speaking of characters acting like dicks Reva tracks down Luke, Strong female shows up to save their asses, What a fucking pointless waste of time this show was
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Jurassic World: Dominion – An Absolute Dumpster Fire – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
June 25, 2022. . . . .
Posted in Chris Pratt, Global Climate Disruption, global warming, GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, politics, The Critical Drinker, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Dominion does absolutely nothing to change that, In fact - it may be the worst movie in the entire franchise, Join me as I give my thoughts on this franchise, Jurassic World Dominion - Greed Finds A Way - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO, So the Jurassic World Dominion trailer came out the other day - and it looks predictably rubbish, The Jurassic World trilogy hasn't exactly distinguished itself as a smart - thought provoking successor to Jurassic Park
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Why Modern Movies Suck – CGI Overload – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
June 11, 2022
Posted in GOSSIP!, politics, The Critical Drinker, tom cruise, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Actors standing around in Green Rooms have nothing to react to, And well - it's starting to get pretty tiresome, CGI is boring as fuck to watch, CGI is everywhere now, CGI is not a silver bullet that can fix every problem, It’s pretty rare that a sequel can be better than the original - Top Gun: Maverick really delivers, Its tough to think of a single big budget film that doesn't have some kind of digital effects shot in there somewhere, Top Gun: Maverick continues to prove the obvious: moviegoers of all ages will show up in droves if you entertain and inspire us, Top Gun: Maverick feels like a product of the ’80s, Why Modern Movies Suck - CGI Overload - The Critical Drinker - VIDEO
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