Archive for the ‘GOD’ Category
10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes For Christians – Babylon Bee
October 30, 2022
Posted in Bible, Church Lady, fashion, GOD, GOSSIP!, JESUS, Satan, The Babylon Bee, Uncategorized |
Tags: 1) Church Secretary, 10 Sexiest Halloween Costume Ideas For Christians - babylonbee.com, 10) Summa Theologica: Now this may be a little too wild!, 3) Modest nurse: Everyone else dresses as a sexy nurse - BO-RING!, 4) Woman without a head covering: Hubba hubba!, 5) Risqué Fundamental Baptist: Get the scissors out and cut that denim skirt to show some ankle!, 8) Ruth and Boaz: One of the sexiest couples in the Bible!, 9) Sexy Martin Luther: It doesn't get sexier than a 15th-century Augustinian monk nailing a thesis to the wall, Just make sure to remind all the men in your life to bounce their eyes away for purity, We might have to pull the fire alarm over here and get the sprinklers going - cool everyone down a bit!
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Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service – Babylon Bee
October 16, 2022
Posted in GOD, GOSSIP!, Health/Fitness, JESUS, The Babylon Bee, Uncategorized |
Tags: "And if the worship team breaks into a 30-minute spontaneous burpee worship sesh - you're in trouble if you're not in tip-top shape", "That's why I always stack supplements before getting my praise on!", "When the Spirit leads you to wave your arms around and roll around on the floor for three straight hours - it can really take it out of you" - said Twibbins, At publishing time Twibbins only made it halfway through morning worship as he pulled a hamstring while giving a prophetic word, Doctors typically recommend drinking plenty of water and stretching for at least one hour before any Pentecostal worship service, For more advanced worshippers - taking supplements is also recommended, In preparation for another grueling worship service - Pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction, Local Pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction of whey protein - creatine and beta-alanine for maximum gains and recovery, Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service - BabylonBee.com, Sources say a typical Pentecostal worship service can burn up to seventeen thousand calories - depending on the level of anointing and outpouring that day
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Luciferian-dominated Western Civilization out of the closet – VIDEO
September 14, 2022. . . . .
Posted in Bible, Cross-dressing, Demons, Donald Trump, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, GAY GAY GAY, GOD, JESUS, Joe Biden, Mike Adams, New World Order, politics, Satan, Super Gay, Transexual, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: Almost every Western institution has been overtaken by anti-human Luciferian forces that push policies rooted in pure evil, Do not cry as the demon-infested institutions of Western Civilization collapse into ruin, Is it any surprise that the Biden regime is also pushing child mutilations - pedophilia - sodomy and indoctrination of children in public schools?, Mass censorship and the suppression of human knowledge and truth, Mass obedience and authoritarian control over individuals’ actions, Mass surveillance / total invasion of privacy and the right to be left alone, Nearly all the institutions of modern Western Civilization are holding back humanity from progress - truth - liberty and happiness, The fall of Luciferian-dominated Western Civilization is a highly disruptive but NECESSARY step for human progress - Mike Adams - naturalnews.com - VIDEO, The White House is now hiring straight-up satanist homosexuals like Demetre Daskalakis, The White House obviously knew all this before they hired him which means they want you to know you are being ruled by luciferian homosexuals
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FBI SEIZES MIKE LINDELL’S PHONE at a Hardee’s
September 14, 2022. . . . . .
Posted in Andrea Widburg, GOD, GOSSIP!, JESUS, Jim Hoft, Mike Lindell, New World Order, politics, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: Biden called out American patriots as a clear and present danger to the nation, BREAKING NEWS: STASI-FBI SEIZES MIKE LINDELL’S PHONE at a Hardee’s - Jim Hoft - thegatewaypundit.com - VIDEO, Just two weeks ago Joe Biden declared war on his political opposition, Lindell is a target in the DOJ-FBI’s war on Trump supporters, Mike Attempts to Turn Lost Agent to Christ (VIDEO), Mike Lindell later told Brannan House on Frank Speech that he tried to convert the FBI agent to Christ during the raid, Over the weekend Democrats including Kamala Harris and DHS Secretary Mayorkas declared Trump supporters the new enemy of America, The FBI hunted down Mike Lindell and seized his phone - Andrea Widburg - americanthinker.com, The FBI trailed Mike Lindell and pulled up on him at a Hardee’s, The Stasi-FBI targeted My Pillow CEO and founder Mike Lindell on Tuesday and seized his phone
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Putting the World Economic Forum out of Business! – JP Sears VIDEO
September 12, 2022. . . . .
Posted in Awaken With JP, Bible, Donald Trump, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, Global Climate Disruption, global warming, GOD, GOSSIP!, Joe Biden, New World Order, Paul Joseph Watson, politics, Satan, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: An Australian primary school predicted “microchips in student’s brains” within 10 years before subsequently deleting the newsletter that contained the creepy prophecy, During this year’s Davos meeting of global elitists - Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla explained to Schwab how soon there would be “ingestible pills” – a pill with a tiny microchip chip, Putting the World Economic Forum out of Business! - JP Sears - AwakenWithJP - VIDEO, Rational” Reasons For Children to Be Microchipped - Paul Joseph Watson - summit.news, The article pushes the notion that augmented humans are inevitable and that global elites need to establish a power monopoly over the technology in order to “ethically” regulate it, The idea is promoted in a blog post on the Davos elite’s website which discusses the future of augmented reality and an “augmented society", The technology is in need of “the right support - vision and audacity” which of course will be provided by your technocratic overlords, World Economic Forum chief Klaus Schwab wrote in his book ‘The Great Reset’ that the fourth industrial revolution would “lead to a fusion of our physical - digital and biological identity"
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Russell Brand on Amazon’s new palm payment system – VIDEO
August 23, 2022
Posted in Bible, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, GOD, GOSSIP!, New World Order, politics, Russell Brand, Satan, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: Amazon’s new palm payment system has been installed in 65+ Whole Food Stores across California, America is quickly being turned into Hell - just like the Bible tells us because we have rejected God and His law, But it’s only for your convenience & not for your data…right?, End Times prophecies predict every person on earth will be forced to wear the Mark of the Beast to show their allegiance to the Antichrist., It’s Happening - Russell Brand - VIDEO, People are comparing the 'Vaccine Passports' to the Mark Of The Beast, Proposal sparks Mark of the Beast comparisons, The Mark of the Beast - Not being allowed to buy or sell without taking it?, The program has already drawn comparisons to the ‘Mark of the Beast’ from the Book of Relevation
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World Economic Forum Suggests There Are “Solid, Rational” Reasons For Children to Be Microchipped
August 23, 2022
Posted in Bible, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, GOD, GOSSIP!, New World Order, Paul Joseph Watson, politics, Satan, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: An Australian primary school predicted “microchips in student’s brains” within 10 years before subsequently deleting the newsletter that contained the creepy prophecy, During this year’s Davos meeting of global elitists - Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla explained to Schwab how soon there would be “ingestible pills” – a pill with a tiny microchip chip, Predicts they will become fashion accessories, Rational” Reasons For Children to Be Microchipped - Paul Joseph Watson - summit.news, The article pushes the notion that augmented humans are inevitable and that global elites need to establish a power monopoly over the technology in order to “ethically” regulate it, The idea is promoted in a blog post on the Davos elite’s website which discusses the future of augmented reality and an “augmented society", The technology is in need of “the right support - vision and audacity” which of course will be provided by your technocratic overlords, World Economic Forum chief Klaus Schwab wrote in his book ‘The Great Reset’ that the fourth industrial revolution would “lead to a fusion of our physical - digital and biological identity", World Economic Forum Suggests There Are “Solid
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Why I Changed My Mind About Evil! – JP Sears VIDEO
August 18, 2022
Posted in Awaken With JP, Edmund Burke, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, GOD, GOSSIP!, Joe Biden, New World Order, politics, Psychology, Satan, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: Edmond Burke - “The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing", Why I Changed My Mind About Evil! (I Was WRONG) - JP Sears - AwakenWithJP - VIDEO
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Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today – Babylon Bee
August 16, 2022
Posted in GOD, GOSSIP!, New World Order, politics, The Babylon Bee, Transexual, Transgender, Vast Left Wing Stupidity |
Tags: Carli Bamkins is thanking God she didn't grow up today when her boobs would get hacked off by a gender surgeon, Doctor Joe Mengele then reported Bamkins on social media for transphobia, Gender experts are warning that girls may end up like Carli Bamkins unless they listen to the science by cutting off their boobs - removing their wombs and drugging themselves, Gender theorists disagreed with her assessment - suggesting she may be missing out on her true calling as a man, Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn't Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off - babylonbee.com
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It’s the New WorId Order! – Mark Dice VIDEO
August 8, 2022
Posted in Cloward-Piven strategy, FLASHLIGHT on the OCCULT, Global Climate Disruption, global warming, GOD, GOSSIP!, Joe Biden, Mark Dice, New World Order, politics, Psychology, Satan, Uncategorized, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy |
Tags: "Cloward-Piven Strategy" seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy, "Cloward-Piven Strategy" seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government with a flood of impossible demands, Classic Cloward-Piven strategy to overwhelm the public with "crisis" after "crisis" that only Democrats can successfully address, Cloward-Piven’s goal was the creation of chaos so that: “A political crisis would result that could lead to legislation for a guaranteed annual income and thus an end to poverty", Cloward-Piven’s objective is chaos and turmoil - or in their words - “A massive drive to recruit the poor onto the welfare rolls", Conservatives want the government out of your life, Ineptocracy - where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing and are rewarded by the confiscated wealth, It's the New WorId Order! - Mark Dice - VIDEO, Many Democrats and Republicans are working together to sell out the country, Neocons and RINOs are Liberals that go under different labels, Our biggest problem is the power and influence they have to control so much of the narrative in media - academia and politics
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