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Ancient carvings confirm so called ‘Mythical’ beings were Metrosexuals

January 30, 2017

What would you not expect to see pop up in ancient carvings across time, cultures and epochs?

From the Sumerians of Iraq to the ruins of Turkish temples to the decorations of Maori of New Zealand and the crafts made by the Olmecs of Central America, one mysterious anomaly seems to show up time and time again – the purse, the handbag.

Sometimes the image appears as a stand-alone object, sometimes in the hand of person, god of mythical being. But there they are – again and again.

Welsh Hottie to marry The Hoff – Superstar still snubbed by Oscar Award voters DAMMIT!

May 21, 2016

A picture-perfect beach in Barbados and David Hasselhoff is doing what The Hoff does best: cavorting with a tiny-waisted, pneumatic blonde who can’t take her eyes off his perma-tanned chest.

Only, unlike the famous slow-motion scenes from the TV series that transfixed a generation back in the Nineties (who could forget the low-cut red swimming costumes that launched Pamela Anderson into global consciousness?), this time the iconic Baywatch star has the unmistakable air of a man in love.

‘Beauuuutiful,’ he coos, snapping picture after picture on his iPhone, which has been customised with a logo on the back reading: ‘The Man, The Myth, The Hoff’. ‘Baby, you’re so beautiful,’ he adds. ‘Don’t ever change.’

The Hoff has had it up to here with ISIS dammit!

October 17, 2015

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff says he wants to go to Syria to “annihilate” all ISIS terrorists .

The 63-year-old, who played Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch and Michael Knight in Knight Rider, said that if he could make himself invisible he’d jet off to Syria with a Rambo-style mission in mind.

The actor said that his “priority activity if he was the invisible man for the day” was to kill off the estimated 200,000 ISIS fighters.

He said: “I’d go to Syria and annihilate everyone involved in ISIS.”

The TV star also said that the crime he’d commit if he could get away with it was to “tear up all his divorce papers” so he could stop paying out alimony to his ex-wives.

Stud Muffin Joe Guidice spinoff show canceled

May 18, 2015

Joe Giudice is not only juicy— he’s greedy!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, 43, who signed a deal last month for a spinoff about his life as a single dad while wife Teresa finishes her prison sentence, just blew an opportunity for big bucks.

“Bravo killed the show because Joe wanted too much money,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. “He won’t be getting a spinoff after all. A show with Joe taking the girls to school just wasn’t worth it.”

Gay bakers/owners of “Cakes By Cupcakes” targeted by Christian Fascists

September 10, 2013

Although the “Cakes By Cupcakes” incident didn’t actually happen, something quite similar is happening across America. It’s a photo negative of the above scenario, but it’s equally absurd. Homosexual activists and “progressive” government officials are targeting Christian business owners – true Christians, not hateful Wesboro-types – for real anti-Christian discrimination.

And they’re doing it in the name of “non-discrimination.”Todd Starnes of Fox News reports: “A family-owned Christian bakery, under investigation for refusing to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple, has been forced to close its doors after a vicious boycott by militant homosexual activists.

“Sweet Cakes By Melissa posted a message on its Facebook page alerting customers that their Gresham, Ore., retail store would be shut down after months of harassment from pro-gay marriage forces.

Adam Smith throws hissy fit at Chick-fil-A – VIDEO

August 4, 2012

Adam Smith, the man who videotaped himself getting free water at a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru just to berate the young woman serving him has been fired.

Arnold Schwarzenegger sex probe going deeper

May 27, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger being deeply probed by Police

Arnold Schwarzenegger is so not gay

May 24, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger is so not gay

Oprah Winfrey Gayle King lesbian XXX sex tape parody

December 29, 2010

. An X-rated film produced by Hustler is set to be released in January, the January 3rd issue of THE GLOBE reports on page 57. Misty Stone will portray Talk Queen Oprah Winfrey and Bella Moretti will play Gayle King in a movie called, “Untrue Hollywood ___Stories: Oprah”. _____________MISTY STONE ____________BELLA MORETTI An insider calls […]