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Cory Booker confides to Cosmo about Snuggle Time with his Girlfriend

October 30, 2019

Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) recently sat down with Cosmopolitan and discussed his “cozy” relationship with his girlfriend Rosario Dawson.

Actress Rosario Dawson supports boyfriend Cory Booker at boring debate

October 16, 2019

The starlet and social activist, who is dating New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker, was set to take a second-row seat at the Otterbein University event in Westerville — which marks the first time the “Men In Black II” actress showed up to support her guy during a debate.

David Hasselhoff gets married, women worldwide heartbroken, dammit!

March 29, 2019

David Hasselhoff shares a kiss with gorgeous new wife Hayley Roberts as he reunites with K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider at A+E Upfronts

The Oppression Olympics: What’s Your Intersectionality Score?

December 6, 2018

The idea of Intersectionality — the Leftist view that there is a hierarchy of victimhood in the world

ABC News luvs shirtless “Sexy Vlad” Putin – VIDEO

August 7, 2017

ABC News anchors awkwardly talked about “Sexy Vlad” Putin’s “dancing pecs” while showing video of his recent fishing vacation in Siberia Monday morning.

It was unclear if the anchors were genuinely praising Putin’s fitness or just mocking his affinity for going shirtless, but either way the segment was one of the more uncomfortable news bits we’ve ever seen.

Ancient carvings confirm so called ‘Mythical’ beings were Metrosexuals

January 30, 2017

What would you not expect to see pop up in ancient carvings across time, cultures and epochs?

From the Sumerians of Iraq to the ruins of Turkish temples to the decorations of Maori of New Zealand and the crafts made by the Olmecs of Central America, one mysterious anomaly seems to show up time and time again – the purse, the handbag.

Sometimes the image appears as a stand-alone object, sometimes in the hand of person, god of mythical being. But there they are – again and again.

Welsh Hottie to marry The Hoff – Superstar still snubbed by Oscar Award voters DAMMIT!

May 21, 2016

A picture-perfect beach in Barbados and David Hasselhoff is doing what The Hoff does best: cavorting with a tiny-waisted, pneumatic blonde who can’t take her eyes off his perma-tanned chest.

Only, unlike the famous slow-motion scenes from the TV series that transfixed a generation back in the Nineties (who could forget the low-cut red swimming costumes that launched Pamela Anderson into global consciousness?), this time the iconic Baywatch star has the unmistakable air of a man in love.

‘Beauuuutiful,’ he coos, snapping picture after picture on his iPhone, which has been customised with a logo on the back reading: ‘The Man, The Myth, The Hoff’. ‘Baby, you’re so beautiful,’ he adds. ‘Don’t ever change.’

The Hoff has had it up to here with ISIS dammit!

October 17, 2015

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff says he wants to go to Syria to “annihilate” all ISIS terrorists .

The 63-year-old, who played Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch and Michael Knight in Knight Rider, said that if he could make himself invisible he’d jet off to Syria with a Rambo-style mission in mind.

The actor said that his “priority activity if he was the invisible man for the day” was to kill off the estimated 200,000 ISIS fighters.

He said: “I’d go to Syria and annihilate everyone involved in ISIS.”

The TV star also said that the crime he’d commit if he could get away with it was to “tear up all his divorce papers” so he could stop paying out alimony to his ex-wives.

Stud Muffin Joe Guidice spinoff show canceled

May 18, 2015

Joe Giudice is not only juicy— he’s greedy!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, 43, who signed a deal last month for a spinoff about his life as a single dad while wife Teresa finishes her prison sentence, just blew an opportunity for big bucks.

“Bravo killed the show because Joe wanted too much money,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. “He won’t be getting a spinoff after all. A show with Joe taking the girls to school just wasn’t worth it.”