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The Oppression Olympics: What’s Your Intersectionality Score?

December 6, 2018

The idea of Intersectionality — the Leftist view that there is a hierarchy of victimhood in the world

ABC News luvs shirtless “Sexy Vlad” Putin – VIDEO

August 7, 2017

ABC News anchors awkwardly talked about “Sexy Vlad” Putin’s “dancing pecs” while showing video of his recent fishing vacation in Siberia Monday morning.

It was unclear if the anchors were genuinely praising Putin’s fitness or just mocking his affinity for going shirtless, but either way the segment was one of the more uncomfortable news bits we’ve ever seen.

Ancient carvings confirm so called ‘Mythical’ beings were Metrosexuals

January 30, 2017

What would you not expect to see pop up in ancient carvings across time, cultures and epochs?

From the Sumerians of Iraq to the ruins of Turkish temples to the decorations of Maori of New Zealand and the crafts made by the Olmecs of Central America, one mysterious anomaly seems to show up time and time again – the purse, the handbag.

Sometimes the image appears as a stand-alone object, sometimes in the hand of person, god of mythical being. But there they are – again and again.

Welsh Hottie to marry The Hoff – Superstar still snubbed by Oscar Award voters DAMMIT!

May 21, 2016

A picture-perfect beach in Barbados and David Hasselhoff is doing what The Hoff does best: cavorting with a tiny-waisted, pneumatic blonde who can’t take her eyes off his perma-tanned chest.

Only, unlike the famous slow-motion scenes from the TV series that transfixed a generation back in the Nineties (who could forget the low-cut red swimming costumes that launched Pamela Anderson into global consciousness?), this time the iconic Baywatch star has the unmistakable air of a man in love.

‘Beauuuutiful,’ he coos, snapping picture after picture on his iPhone, which has been customised with a logo on the back reading: ‘The Man, The Myth, The Hoff’. ‘Baby, you’re so beautiful,’ he adds. ‘Don’t ever change.’

The Hoff has had it up to here with ISIS dammit!

October 17, 2015

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff says he wants to go to Syria to “annihilate” all ISIS terrorists .

The 63-year-old, who played Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch and Michael Knight in Knight Rider, said that if he could make himself invisible he’d jet off to Syria with a Rambo-style mission in mind.

The actor said that his “priority activity if he was the invisible man for the day” was to kill off the estimated 200,000 ISIS fighters.

He said: “I’d go to Syria and annihilate everyone involved in ISIS.”

The TV star also said that the crime he’d commit if he could get away with it was to “tear up all his divorce papers” so he could stop paying out alimony to his ex-wives.

Stud Muffin Joe Guidice spinoff show canceled

May 18, 2015

Joe Giudice is not only juicy— he’s greedy!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star, 43, who signed a deal last month for a spinoff about his life as a single dad while wife Teresa finishes her prison sentence, just blew an opportunity for big bucks.

“Bravo killed the show because Joe wanted too much money,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. “He won’t be getting a spinoff after all. A show with Joe taking the girls to school just wasn’t worth it.”

Heterosexual alleges he was fired by his lesbian boss for being straight

December 20, 2013

A married, heterosexual gym teacher at a tony Upper West Side private school was fired because his lesbian supervisor disapproved of his “traditional family status,” the canned teacher claims in a new Manhattan lawsuit.
Gregory Kenney, 50, taught gym at the Trinity School on W. 91st St. for 16 years before he was let go in June 2012.
Kenney, who lives with his wife and three young children in LI, says he was a well-liked employee at the elite institution that counts Truman Capote, Ivanka Trump and Eric Schneiderman as alumni, until a gay athletic director named Pat Krieger took over in 2009.
Krieger allegedly forced him to coach three sports, even though his contract only required him to join two teams, according to his reverse discrimination suit.
When he complained that the extra responsibilities interfered with his family obligations Krieger allegedly told him, “We all make choices,” the suit says.
After Kenney told Krieger that he couldn’t keep working nights and weekends, she reported him to the headmaster “while a single, female teacher faced no scrutiny when she refused to coach a third season.”
Kenney claims the allegedly biased athletic director “routinely favored other single, younger females without children and discriminated against [him] because of his gender, sexual orientation, ‘traditional family status,’ and age.”
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Kenney says he was fired because of his “traditional family status” from Trinity High School.
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“He felt ostracized because of his family,” Kenney’s attorney, Steven Morelli told The Post in an interview.
“He had been doing this for so many years and he certainly did the job well or they would have gotten rid of him a long time ago,” Morelli added.
Kenney coached soccer, basketball and golf at Trinity, where tuition costs as much as $41,370 a year.
“On at least one occasion Kenney was dissuaded from attending social events with his peers because he was a heterosexual, married male with children, who wouldn’t fit in with [Krieger’s] ‘culture.’”
He says three other married coaches with young children were also sacked. Kenney was replaced by a gay female, according to court papers.
Kenney, who has 7-year-old twins and a 9-year-old, is still looking for a new job.
He’s seeking unspecified damages in the suit.
A spokesman for Trinity did not immediately comment.

Jason Biggs insults ‘The Bachelor’ Sean Lowe

March 13, 2013

It is impossible to understand politics in the world today without grasping the fundamental fact that there exist two different lefts. I propose that the two be referred to by everyone as the Stupid Left and the Satanic Left. The two are very different, although they work together. People who are part of the first are simply stupid people. People who are part of the second may in fact be quite shrewd, but are evil and nefarious. There is no third type of leftist.

Lindsay Lolan says her woman wanting wanton ways were a phase

November 28, 2012

  ____GREEN link below . Ducking LESBIAN hit, LILO springs Sapphic shocker: Hey,  I’m NOT GAY! – National Enquirer Beware the  HOMOSEXUAL ! – YouTube