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Archive for the ‘Bernie Sanders’ Category

Alert the Secret Service: Adam Schiff attempts to bore politicians to death

January 23, 2020

Schiff’s decided that if he just keeps talking enough with his long, long, long speeches, we will all suddenly turn into anti-Trumpsters and throw Trump from office.

Thanksgiving Day Wisdom: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shares

November 27, 2019

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Bernie back after heart attack

October 5, 2019

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) experienced a heart attack this week, his campaign confirmed in a statement following the Vermont senator’s release from the hospital on Friday.

Beware the Red Supremacists

September 15, 2019

Now we have to ask, who are these wretched creatures willing to dumb down children and steal reading from them? They are sometimes called socialists, collectivists, totalitarians, communists, commies, or red supremacists — that is, people who think Marxist is a compliment. They never stop working. They give us a glimpse inside the novel 1984. They’re always enthusiastic, always eager to do what their leaders tell them. If they gain enough power, they will make life hell for everyone, themselves included. That’s what happened in Russia, Italy, China, Cambodia, and Venezuela.

Bernie barks at baby: ‘Can we keep that down a little bit?’

September 5, 2019

Bernie Sanders had enough of a squealing baby at a recent event, and demanded that it “keep that down.”

Socialists outraged at new ‘Monopoly: Socialism’ game

August 23, 2019

I have been completely unaware of this new game that mocks socialism as only a brilliant capitalist company can

Invasion of The Moronic Arguments

August 9, 2019

Based on the new El Paso standard for branding beliefs “hateful,” “toxic” and “material support” for terrorism, every Democratic presidential candidate should be on a terrorist watch list right now.

Preview of the only things of any importance major players will probably say in the Debates

July 31, 2019

CNN has chosen to grace America with yet another double-header democratic debate featuring half of the 679 candidates scrambling for the democrat nomination, VP and cabinet positions in the presidential administration of Marianne Williamson.

CNN screws up first primary debate of the 2020 campaign

July 31, 2019

CNN faced backlash for its first primary debate of the 2020 campaign season, with members of the media comparing its production to a sporting event or movie trailer and others lamenting the time spent to kick off the event.