I TOLD YA SO! My scoop about how twerky-jerky-nutty-slutty pop tart MILEY CYRUS cleverly transformed herself into the World’s Most Famous Person was headlined: “Grrrl’s MUCH smarter than she looks!” AND NOW… (drum roll)…NEW scoop: Grrrl’s gonna be twerkin’ all the way to the bank, thanks to a super-secret, mega-buck$$ deal in the works that’ll make her the highest-paid celeb ever to star in a Super Bowl TV commercial! Negotiations are shrouded in secrecy, but here’s what I’ve cracked so far: It’s a totally NUTTY deal!
Verbatim from my super-snoop, Peekthru DaVeil: “Mike, Miley’s deal will top even last year’s record-breaking $3.8 million per 30-second Super Bowl commercial spot for Wonderful Pistachios that starred Gangnam-style dance maniac, PSY – who also scored a big payday. But now Wonderful Pistachios’ gone nuts for mega-twerkin’ Miley, and they’re willing to shell out (get it, Mike?) even bigger bucks to get her, according to my super-plugged-in industry source.
“It’s a multimillion-dollar Super Bowl ad – she’d be nuts to turn it down.”
But…is Miley worth the mega-buck$$? Oh,YEAH!
After shocking the world with her outrageous VMA foam-finger twerk-fest, the star herself tweeted @MileyCyrus: “Smilers! My VMA performance had 306,000 tweets per minute. That’s more than the blackout or Superbowl! #fact.”
(Well, NUTS to you, grrrl!) Stay tuned.