Dear Talia Jane,
After reading your article detailing the absolute struggle you dealt with while working for a Bay Area based corporation, I felt it imperative to address your concerns and, above all, your obvious need for financial assistance. It sounds like you’ve hit some real post Haitian earthquake style hard times, so maybe some advice will help while you drink the incredibly expensive bourbon you posted on your Instagram account and eat that bag of rice, which was the only other thing you could afford!