In show biz, “perky” is a compliment – and usually wins you big perks – but when “The View” producers summoned newbie co-host ROSIE PEREZ to a serious meeting, they stuttered and stammered a bit before finally ordering her to … er, keep those pesky poppers covered … er, nip them suckers in the bud … or, er, nip ’em before they bud … or … JUST STOP ‘EM POPPIN, ROSIE!
“It was hilarious,” said an insider. “Everyone, even the women, got embarrassed, using euphemisms to warn her about covering up her stand-up nipples – and it took Rosie a minute to get abreast of what they meant by ‘the issue.’ But when she finally got it, she said sweetly, ‘No problem’ – and now slips small pads into her bra. Ironic, really, because Rosie’s breasts are considered to be among the best in the business, but … !”
(Hey, it’s DAYTIME, people!)