007 James Bond Is Not Gay (Not That There Is Anything Wrong With That)
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5 Reasons
Why
James Bond
Is
Definitely
Gay
By Eponym
May 2nd, 2009
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FIVE
The
Gym
Body
True,
keeping one’s self
in perfect physical
condition isn’t
necessarily a sign
of being gay
(i.e. Perez Hilton).
It should be noted,
however,
that for a guy
supposedly out fighting
international bad guys
all the time,
having the physique
of an Abercrombie
& Fitch model is
slightly suspicious.
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FOUR
He Doesn’t
Seem To
Like Women
Ever notice that Bond
only sleeps with women
either to get closer to
their villain boyfriends,
or because he needs
information from
them?
(or occasionally to
“reward” them with
something nice?)
Sure,
Vepser Lynd was sort
of an exception,
but Bond didn’t seem
that anxious to keep
her from drowning.
Sorry Moneypenny:
That train isn’t
coming in.
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THREE
The
Fancy
Suits
Is there a more
impeccably dressed
character than
James Bond?
He’s got tons of
different suits and
shoes and tennis shirts,
and never travels
anywhere without
a spare tuxedo.
He wears Speedos
at the beach,
and when being
struck repeatedly in
the balls by a guy
who weeps blood,
he prefers the nude.
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TWO
The
Martinis
Not only does Bond
drink Martinis,
he’s exceptionally picky
about how they’re
prepared.
Vodka martini,
shaken,
not stirred,
garnished with a thin
slice of lemon.
Dude,
NOBODY CARES!!
Just accept who you
are and be comfortable
with it!
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ONE
He’s Good
At
Everything
If gay people know how
to do anything good,
it’s how to do
everything good.
From songwriting
and acting,
to interior decorating
and hosting
“Last Call with
Carson Daly,”
gay people just know
how to do certain
things better.
Suspicious indeed
then that Bond is a
world class skier,
card player,
yachter,
fashionista,
pilot and
chess master.
Probably from all
the time he spent as
a teenager,
not chasing girls.
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Bond would shoot a guy just as quickly as he would a girl!!!
No discrimination in the target. 🙂
michellefrommadison - February 1, 2011 at 11:35 am |