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Snookie’s “Cuss Cop Rant” rates number two, Mel Gibson holds top spot in “Drunk Rant” Awards

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Snookie from
‘Jersey Shore’
hits cops with
expletive-filled rant
during her arrest.

By Joe Jackson

and Christina Boyle

July 31st, 2010

NEWYORKDAILYNEWS.COM


Snooki is her own No. 1 fan.

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole (Snooki)
Polizzi reckons Seaside Heights
residents should feel lucky to have
her parading around their turf
wearing skimpy outfits,
downing shots and
causing a scene.

“I’m the best thing in this town,”
she arrogantly declared after
cops busted her for being
a drunk nuisance Friday,
according to an insider.

“She was bad-mouthing
everyone who walked by her
[in the police stationhouse].”

“She was saying
“I’m a star,
you can’t do this to me.'”
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Snooki unleashed a boozed-up,
expletive-filled rant after being
arrested for disorderly conduct,
and attempted to use her new-found
fame as a “get-out-of-jail-free” card.

“‘You can’t tell me what to do –
I’m Snooki’,”
she yelled at officers,
according to witnesses.

“Do you know who I am?
I’m f—— Snooki.”

“You can’t do this to me.
I’m f—— Snooki.”

“You guys are going to
be sorry for this.
Release me!”

Not surprisingly,
her harsh language
didn’t do the trick.

The pint-sized reality TV star
was hauled away from the Jersey
shore boardwalk in cuffs Friday
as her oversized shades slid
down her nose.
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A photo of her looking
dishevelled with mascara
running down her face while
in custody also surfaced yesterday,
as locals took stock of her unruly
behavior and lashed out at
the reality show cast.

“It’s embarrassing,”
said Peter Smith, 39.
“I’ve seen them every day
and night for the last two weeks,
and they’ve been terrible.”

“They were even trying to
charge $100 to have a photo
with them the other night.”
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“They’ve no class,”
said John Ciallella, 54.
“As an Italian-American,
it’s offensive.”

“I guess it’s drumming business up,
but is it the kind of business
we want here?”

Saturday night,
Snooki headed to a sex toy
store with new cast member
Dina Nicole.

Inside the Love Shack –
which sells adult videos and DVDs,
candles, oils, adult novelties
and sexy lingerie –
Snooki and Nicole giggled
and playfully spanked each
other with some of the items
before leaving with X-rated
popsicles.

“They were very, very nice,”
a clerk who identified herself
as Brandie said.
“They bought a lot of stuff.”

“They were all-American girls,”
said Kim,
another clerk,
adding that the pair was
accompanied by a security guard
who looked like A-Rod.
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On Friday,
Snooki had been boozing with
pals in bars along the beach and
was spotted drinking tequila
shots and Long Island iced
teas by lunchtime.

Wearing a red and black T-shirt
with the word “SLUT” across
the chest,
she fell off a bicycle,
crawled drunkenly on the beach
and tried to shove a man
showering by the boardwalk
before she was arrested.

She headed back to the
boardwalk Saturday night,
cutting to the front of the
line to get on an amusement ride.

People waiting in line yelled
“Hurry up, Snooki!
Hurry up!”
as an MTV camera
crew filmed it all.

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