‘Inception’ Movie review by 22moon.com
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You know those movies
that are so deep you can’t
explain them to other
people.
You know those other
movies that are so deep
they seem like convoluted
hot messes yet no one cool
wants to admit they did not
understand it for fear
of feeling dumb?
‘Inception’ is one of
those hot mess movies.
The special effects
were awesome and
the music was good.
The running time
is approx. forever.
The script starts off
‘getting to people’s
secrets by entering their
dreams’ blah blah
why does Ellen Page
look like she is late
for a high school class?
Why does Leo need
a shave all the time,
get a good razor man!
Leo’s wife in the movie
has a giant bump in the
middle of her forehead,
I think it is a horn
starting to sprout
or maybe a mole.
This movie said,
“An hour in
dream time is like
five minutes in
real time.”
Watching this movie
is like three hours in
real time and a fortnight
(two weeks) out of
your personal life
you will never get back.
I wanted to stand
up in the theater
and yell,
“Leo,
this movie is lame
sir!
And buy
a razor!”
If you want to
drives friends crazy,
say you saw ‘Inception’
and understand it,
but you do not want
to ‘ruin it’ for
someone else
by explaining it.
If you are a
movie critic,
you already know
how to do this.
It also works well in
modern art galleries
or while watching
“The Next Great Artist”
on cable.
‘Inception’ was
rhymes with ‘oopid.
Instead of seeing this
rent Shutter Island instead.
Rash Manly
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