Miss Piggy responds to rumors Lady GaGa and Kermit the Frog are having an affair
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“Dear Lady GaGa
and moi are BFF’s
as everyone knows!”
“Ga used to send me fan letters
when she was in high school
seeking fashion and career advice –
so it is obvious I molded and shaped
her career and catapulted her to
greatness though I hate
to brag about it.”
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“She has always been like a
slightly younger sister to me
because I am old enough to be
her slightly older sister.”
“I always have a telephone
nearby for my Hollywood contacts
and Ga wrote the hit Telephone…
Yes,
I am the inspiration for her hit.”
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“My BFF Ga simply gave dear
Kermie the slightest peck of
a kiss and a paparazzi captured
the moment on film,
it means nothing –
NOTHING I TELL YOU!”
“Do you see tongue –
NO YOU DO NOT!”
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“My Kermie would never
even look at another woman –
and my BFF Ga knows if she
ever made a move on Kermie
I would *%#%*@#*&# her
*#%&@*%$#*&# and &#%@*
her *#@&%* and she knows it,
the Dear,
because she is moi BFF for
simply decades and she owes
he career to moi and I could
break her in two in Hollywood!”
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“I just love my BFF GaGa!”
Miss Piggy ended the
interview by ripping the
photo to shreds and
stomping on the pieces.
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