Male masturbation is less stressful than sex!
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The Art
of Wanking
Brings Lots
of Money
EROTIC NEWS
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According to the research
that was conducted in the
United States of America,
men with higher education
masturbate twice as often
in comparison with
other men.
Consequently,
there are a lot of masturbators,
who take official positions
and have larger income.
Who knows,
maybe serious positions
and good wages do not
depend on education?
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Maybe,
they depend on special
masturbation skills?
If you master the
art of masturbation,
then you will not have
to finish a high school.
The only thing you gotta
do is have a
“smart wanking session.”
If you succeed in that,
it will be very easy to
become a general manager
of a large company.
Piece of cake.
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Association of California
masturbators held its
session in Los Angeles.
The agenda of this
controversial session
included several interesting
issues.
The list of them contained
such questions as:
Which hand is better:
right or left?
The role of intimate music
in a masturbation act.
Pornographic movies and
their influence on the
intensity of orgasm.
Artificial vaginas:
to be used or
not to be used?
Rubber women as efficient
means of sexual relief.
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The session took place in
the atmosphere of the
rising creation.
In other words,
all participants of the
arrangement had boners
due to the slideshows,
movies and magazines of
the adequate contents.
Those, who wished to get
rid of the sexual excitement,
could go to a special room
and say hi to their monsters.
One of the most interesting
reports was made by American
professor Dick Aiserman.
His report was devoted to
the advantages of
male masturbation.
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As the professor believes,
one of the main advantages
of masturbation
(vs. a sexual intercourse
with a woman)
is the absolute absence
of any stress.
A man will never experience
a stress over a woman’s
hysterics, scandals,
stupid sayings, extortion,
blackmail, and so on
and so forth.
The scientist,
who is an active member
of the masturbation movement)
finished his speech with the
following words:
“We have proved with our
research that the orgasmic
feeling at the end of a
masturbation session is
twice as stronger as at
the end of a sexual
intercourse with a woman.”
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The listeners were very
happy to hear that.
They even started
applauding the professor.
This was all theory,
but the session included a
practice section as well.
Experienced masturbators
shared their secrets with
the youth.
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The session was over with
a party at Bonobo restaurant.
There was a funny
“who cumms first” contest
during the party.
Professor Dick Aiserman
became the winner of
the contest.
He had an orgasm after
only 52 seconds of wanking.
Farmer Luke Martin lost
three seconds to him.
The winner was awarded
with a Golden Fist prize and
a check of three thousand dollars.
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