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The Chronicles of Riddick – A Very Unexpected Sequel – The Critical Drinker VIDEO
March 27, 2021
Posted in GOSSIP!, Movies I Don't Want To See, The Critical Drinker, Vin Diesel |
Tags: A bonkers overstuffed farce of a movie, Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Riddick In 8 Minutes Or Less - Cinema Sins VIDEO, For some reason Vin Diesel seemed to think this movie was a good idea, It's a lot like The Chronicles of Narnia - only there are fewer resurrected lions and more cheesy lines of dialogue, It's just a bunch of chaotic stuff blowing up, Riddick goes into the prison and murders some people with a coffee cup, Riddicks like - nah - it'll be fine, The Chronicles of Riddick - How NOT To Sequel - The Critical Drinker VIDEO, Vin Diesel tries to act actually sad - but then he remembers he can't act, We are introduced to Richard B. Riddick in the low budget first movie 'Pitch Black', What's this? Tandy Newton portraying a smug asshole with a perpetual smirk on her face? I'm shocked
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