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Bruce Jenner fed up with wife Kris making their teen daughters “Kardashian Robots”

March 16, 2012

In a sudden burst of anger, BRUCE JENNER stormed out on his wife KRIS after a blazing fight over fears she’s turning their youngest daughters into “Kardashian Robots.”

The former Olympian has “had it with Kris’ manipulative ways and packed his bags and left after the fight,” disclosed an insider.

The devastating blow to the couple’s 20-year union came when Kris arranged for their daughters, KENDALL, 16, and KYLIE, 14, to portray the super-creepy twins from the cult classic “The Shining” for an “America’s Next Top Model” photo shoot.

Kris Jenner thinks divorce from Bruce would make great TV

February 7, 2012

Kardashian family matri­arch KRIS JENNER has destroyed her 20-year marriage to Olympic athlete Bruce with a sleazy cheating scandal – and her disgusted daughters have sided with their humiliated stepfather!

The greedy stage mom stabbed her husband in the back by baring inti­mate details of her affair with a much younger man in a cheesy mem­oir – and now word has come out that she was still seeing the young hunk while she was dating Bruce!

Worse yet, nearly a decade later, when Kris got bored with married life, she went after the guy again!

The new revelationssparked a knock-down, drag-out fight that could lead Kris and Bruce to divorce court, say sources.

“Kris single-handedly bulldozed the marriage by bragging about her shocking indiscretion and lying to Bruce about when she broke it off,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.

Kim Kar-Trashian in Damage Control Mode until fans forget latest lies

November 5, 2011

Kim Kardashian hiding out in pretend mourning over her pretend marriage

Kris Jenner exploits Nicole Simpson’s murder to sell her book

November 5, 2011

There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distraction from Kris Jenner milking the murder of Nicole Brown-Simpson to promote her new book. I’d say something pithy like, “Those words just happened,” except I’m pretty sure everyone read that last sentence and went, “Yup, that sounds right.”

Kris Jenner A/K/A Momma Pimp

November 5, 2011

Kris Jenner whoring out kids for money