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National Enquirer saves Jessica Simpson’s fortune

May 6, 2013

WHILE we won’t be waiting around for a formal “thank you,” sources say that Jessica Simpson’s mom, Tina, is GRATEFUL to The ENQUIRER for exposing her ex-hubby Joe’s secret gay lifestyle – because it saved the family’s billion-dollar business!

The couple’s divorce was final­ized on April 22, seven months after Tina filed her petition in a Texas court. But despite ear­ly threats from Joe that he was going to “play down and dirty” and target Jessica’s uber-success­ful fashion empire, which Tina co-owns, in the end, the 34-year marriage went out with a whimper instead of a bang.

“Tina would never publicly ad­mit how happy she was about Joe’s gay lifestyle being exposed, but quietly she is thrilled with The ENQUIRER’s reporting because Joe wound up folding like a cheap suit,” said a family friend.

Jessica Simpson’s Dad targeting Jessica’s fortune

February 28, 2013

ALREADY stressed over her dad Joe’s stunning gay confession last year, pals say things have grown even worse for JESSICA SIMPSON!

The ENQUIRER has learned that Joe is now targeting Jessica’s billion-dollar fortune in his increasingly bitter divorce from the pregnant beauty’s mom Tina.

Since Tina co-owns Jess’ wildly successful fashion empire, friends fear the 32-year-old blonde bomb­shell may have to sell her business to help her mom fund the whopping $250 million payout Joe is seek­ing.

“Joe believes that he’s entitled to an even split of Tina’s portion of Jessica’s business, which he figures to be about $250 million,” said a source. “And he’s going to fight to the bitter end to get it.