Spring Breakers, one of the oddest things (not just movies, “things”) that you will ever see with your own eyes, opens in limited release this weekend. On the surface, it’s about four girls (played by Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine) who, while visiting Florida during Spring Break, meet a rapper/drug dealer named Alien (played by James Franco, of course). Here, we do our best to answer every question that you could possibly have about Spring Breakers.
Q: Is Spring Breakers a comedy?
A: Oh God, no.