After 9/11, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter declared “the end of the age of irony.” Now that politics has been taken over by a winner, we declare “the end of the age of politics.” Trump promised us we’d get bored of winning and I already am. The New York Times has apologized for their terrible behavior and has committed to improving (though they still get crabby when they talk about subscriptions). Professors fired for violating PC dogma are being reinstated with a raise and an apology that sounds exactly like The New York Times’. For now, at least, the dust has settled, so it’s a good time to catch up on what America really cares about: celebrities.