It’s gotten so that if President Obama were bath oil, Hillary would bathe in him.
She’d cut a TV spot for the South Carolina Democratic primary, her face framed by soothing suds, announcing the Obama bath oil beads make her feel like a natural woman president.
“Because I’m a woman who’ll be president, and because Obama bath oil beads are so refreshing after a long day defending Barack,” Hillary might tell voters from her gleaming Obamatub.
“And did I mention that I’m a woman?”
Hillary just loves, loves, loves Obama now, doesn’t she?
She made that Obamaliciously clear in the last Democratic debate, with Bernie Sanders about to overtake her in Iowa and New Hampshire. And she used the debate to plead with black voters to save her from the Bern in South Carolina’s primary.