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Posts Tagged ‘“Coffee seems to make you like Deadpool—horifically prone to deadly cancer but also with preternatural healing abilities” – said epidemiologist Ashley Lavender’
Man Checks News Daily To See If Coffee Is Going To Give Him Cancer
June 21, 2022
Posted in alec baldwin, Cancer, coffee, GOSSIP!, Health/Fitness, The Babylon Bee, Uncategorized |
Tags: "Coffee seems to make you like Deadpool—horifically prone to deadly cancer but also with preternatural healing abilities" - said epidemiologist Ashley Lavender, Coffee has a beneficial effect against metabolic diseases like Type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease, Coffee improves composition of the gut microbiome, Coffee May Help You Live Longer According to Science - Stacey Leasca - menshealth.com, Given the data - experts recommend immediately guzzling a gallon of coffee and also never drinking coffee ever again, In a 2019 study researchers found that Coffee can alter the gut microbiome and increase gut muscle motility, Local man Andrés Rodriguez checked today's news to see if his morning cup of coffee would be be causing imminent death or granting him immortality, Man Checks News Each Morning To See Whether Coffee Going To Give Him Cancer Or Grant Him Immortality - thebabylonbee.com, More studies link coffee to better gut health, New study by British Medical Journal reveals caffeine's long term health effects, Over the past decade - experts have determined that coffee absolutely causes - and undoubtedly cures - every single cancer in existence, Study: Coffee drinkers have higher levels of anti-inflammatory gut bacteria - Virgilo Marin - natruralnews.com, The 9 benefits of Caffeine proven by science - Anna MaGee - dailymail.co.uk, The British Medical Journal published an umbrella review that showed the health benefits of caffeine and coffee far outweighed the risks
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