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Coffee is good for me so shut up about it!

July 9, 2018

The British Medical Journal published an umbrella review that showed the health benefits of caffeine and coffee far outweighed the risks

STARBUCKS buckle to the Race-Hustlers

April 19, 2018

Unfortunately for Starbucks, its politically correct, feel-good social justice policies have hit a snag. The corporation’s liberal-leaning initiatives are not enough to keep Black Lives Matter agitators at bay.

Is there truly a whiter brand of coffee than Starbucks?

April 2, 2015

Why the disparity? Why the persistent and seemingly ineradicable coffee inequality? If one were so inclined, one could fairly describe American blacks as “coffee-deprived.” They’re a “coffee-underserved population.” You might even allege that urban blacks live in “coffee deserts.”

Since this article is about the intersection of race and coffee, is there truly a whiter brand of coffee than Starbucks? I mean “white” not in the Viking-warrior sense but in the Stuff White People Like sense. Starbucks, that Seattle-born corporate caffeine giant that makes the shittiest coffee in world history and charges credulous customers ten times its value, may employ the occasional dark-skinned so-called “barista”—I hate that term—but finding a black customer in a Starbucks is like finding a unicorn at a 7-Eleven.

“Finding a black customer in a Starbucks is like finding a unicorn at a 7-Eleven.”
This is why it’s a sharp pointy pinnacle of irony that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz—yes, he’s Jewish, because a dozen of you would have mentioned it in the comments anyway—recently launched a publicity blitz encouraging his baristas to engage their customers in an ongoing dialogue about race relations in America.

Right. OK, then, I’ll take a Venti Americano. While you’re preparing my hot beverage, let’s chat about The Bell Curve.