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Barbie surrenders peacefully to the P.C. Police

February 2, 2016

Glorious news from the battle on the prepubescent front! The People’s female-gendered (or self-identified as such) Children™ no longer have to suffer from unattainable beauty standards induced by patriarchy and cisgender privilege.

After years of our coordinated attacks on Mattel, the company has now complied with the Will of the People™ to celebrate Compulsory Diversity™ by modifying the existing Barbie line to include minorities, body styles, and hair differences.

Barbie’s boyfriend Ken needs a ‘Dadbod’

January 31, 2016