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Archive for the ‘Matthew McConaughey’ Category
“Serenity” with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway worst movie of 2019
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‘Serenity’ – The worst movie of 2019 – VIDEO
May 10, 2019I’m a huge McConaughey fan, but anybody who wastes a penny on this movie is an idiot. Consider this a PSA for all of you. This movie was the worst movie of 2019, the past decade, the past quarter century and will likely go down as one of the worst entertainment ideas ever produced.
Looking at the stars way better than smelling them
April 14, 2015Gag us with a spoon! From cheesy feet to death breath, MEET the celebs who’s stench could make you retch!
Gwyneth Paltrow She meant to impress at last spring’s elegant Met Ball in NYC, but this blonde beauty stunned them with body odor. The aroma was “pretty pungent, and I don’t think she had a clue,” said a witness. “I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her.”
Britney Spears The pop princess has bad breath! “It reeks,” a source noted. “Her breath starts stinking 20 minutes after she brushes her teeth.” Fellow plane passengers also said they flew unfriendly skies, thanks to Britney’s foul feet!
Mickey Rourke Cast and crew run the other way when they see [or smell] this star on set. But in Mickey’s case, it’s not just body odor – it’s also his breath! “It’s a lethal one-two punch,” said a Hollywood insider.
Matthew McConaughey The Oscar winner has adhered to a strict “no deodorant” policy for 25 unpleasant years! Former co-star Kate Hudson complained about his rank performance, but the “Dazed and Confused” stoner maintained his “Just Say No” stance.
Matthew McConaughey savior of sea life
April 29, 2014Stand up and cheer for Oscar winner MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, who came splashing out of the Malibu surf in his black wetsuit after spotting six late-teen kids harassing a baby seal that had beached itself, cruelly poking the sea creature with their feet – and a stick!
Bellowed Matthew: “BACK OFF – and I’m not going to ask you a second time!”
Stunned at realizing the guy rousting them was the star of “Dallas Buyers Club,” the teens listened open-mouthed as he harangued them with a long lecture on respecting wildlife.
Said an eyewitness: “Matthew told the kids the seal wasn’t hurt, it was resting and sunning itself – and that young pups do this all the time while the mother seals swim close by until they’re ready to re-enter the sea.
After a 20-minute lecture on sea life, the kids were so anxious to get away that they didn’t even bother to ask the star to pose for a photo.
One of the boys said, ‘I wanted to ask him to do a selfie, but I was afraid he’d just keep talking!’ Even after the boys left, McConaughey wound up sitting a few yards from the seal for about a half-hour until it slipped back into the ocean to join its momma!”
Actor Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar speech – VIDEO
March 3, 2014After thanking God for ‘gracing’ him with opportunities, jubilant McConaughey said: ‘To my father who I know is up there right now with a big pot of gumbo, he has a big lemon meringue pie over there.
‘He’s probably in his underwear and has a big can of Miller Lite and he’s dancing right now. To you dad, you taught me how to be a man.’