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How to save Thanksgiving during a Zombie Apocalypse

November 24, 2021

I prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse: Who’s laughing now!

April 3, 2020

. I saw this crisis coming. OK, I was slightly off, I was thinking global Zombie Apocalypse, but this crisis is close enough, thank you very much.   I have supplies of (none of your beeswax), boxes of (don’t even think about it) and rolls and rolls of soft high quality (never you mind).   […]

It’s called the ‘inevitable’ Zombie Apocalypse for a reason, damn it!

October 7, 2016

More than a third of the UK population (36 per cent) keeps a few essentials – or a ‘grab bag’ – ready in case disaster strikes, according to new research.

But most of these grab bags wouldn’t keep people alive in situations such as a zombie apocalypse says one expert.

While food, medical supplies and mobiles phones were top of the list for a survival pack, not many people listed matches or a simple bottle among their essentials, according to the research.

Scientists reveal infection symptoms just in time for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

December 16, 2015

Scientists have revealed the symptoms of becoming a zombie for the first time.

Once bitten, people will have a tendency to moan while their walk develops into an awkward shuffle, claims Kent State University associate professor Tara Smith.

Other symptoms include loss of dexterity and prior personality traits, and the eventual rotting of flesh, she wrote in the the respected journal BMJ.

And in rare cases, zombies may be highly intelligent and self-aware, and lacking in the typical bite-and-flesh-eating tendencies.

9 brains found; Precursor to the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

May 22, 2015

GOUVERNEUR, N.Y. — Nine brains inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in a St. Lawrence County village. How the brains got there and where they came from remains a mystery.

Residents discovered the brains on Beckwith Street near railroad tracks and called the police.

Gouverneur police collected one of the brains and brought it to a local veterinarian for an examination, WWNY TV 7 reported. The veterinarian determined the brain had been professionally removed — likely from a dog — and preserved in formaldehyde.

The veterinarian told North Country Now that the brain was consistent with a beagle-sized brain and was in very good condition with no damage.

But a chemistry professor at Clarkson University told North Country Now the specimen was possibly from a sheep, not a dog.

Regardless, police told both news outlets there was little to fear

Media coverup of the ‘Zombie Hot Zone’ in Gambia

April 21, 2015

Prior to the surge of refugees fleeing from the growing undead hordes to the south, this region boasted a population of over 1.5 million residents. Now that figure has doubled to nearly 3 million as migrants from southern African Provinces – labeled as “Hot Zones,” due to their high concentration of undead – await the end of the military quarantine to be processed and eventually relocated into northern “Safe Zones.”

The stalls are filled with crowds waiting to be processed by the government funded quarantine facilities, who are faced with rooting out the infected from the healthy.