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TRASHY MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT CDX 410 – MACHINE GIRL IN THE HOUSE

August 14, 2021

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TRASHY MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT CDVIII 408 – EIGHT LOW BUDGET MASTERPIECES

July 31, 2021

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He-Man David Hasselhoff looks better than ever at 69, dammit!

July 30, 2021

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Kelly Rohrbach stuns in a multi-color bikini – Part THREE of THREE

January 22, 2021

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David Hasselhoff gets married, women worldwide heartbroken, dammit!

March 29, 2019

David Hasselhoff shares a kiss with gorgeous new wife Hayley Roberts as he reunites with K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider at A+E Upfronts

Welsh Hottie to marry The Hoff – Superstar still snubbed by Oscar Award voters DAMMIT!

May 21, 2016

A picture-perfect beach in Barbados and David Hasselhoff is doing what The Hoff does best: cavorting with a tiny-waisted, pneumatic blonde who can’t take her eyes off his perma-tanned chest.

Only, unlike the famous slow-motion scenes from the TV series that transfixed a generation back in the Nineties (who could forget the low-cut red swimming costumes that launched Pamela Anderson into global consciousness?), this time the iconic Baywatch star has the unmistakable air of a man in love.

‘Beauuuutiful,’ he coos, snapping picture after picture on his iPhone, which has been customised with a logo on the back reading: ‘The Man, The Myth, The Hoff’. ‘Baby, you’re so beautiful,’ he adds. ‘Don’t ever change.’

The Hoff has had it up to here with ISIS dammit!

October 17, 2015

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff says he wants to go to Syria to “annihilate” all ISIS terrorists .

The 63-year-old, who played Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch and Michael Knight in Knight Rider, said that if he could make himself invisible he’d jet off to Syria with a Rambo-style mission in mind.

The actor said that his “priority activity if he was the invisible man for the day” was to kill off the estimated 200,000 ISIS fighters.

He said: “I’d go to Syria and annihilate everyone involved in ISIS.”

The TV star also said that the crime he’d commit if he could get away with it was to “tear up all his divorce papers” so he could stop paying out alimony to his ex-wives.