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Tags: At publishing time - reports had also surfaced that local rats were also taking a liking to martial arts - particularly "ninjutsu", Dozens of eyewitnesses have come forward with similar stories, In a bizarre development - turtles around Ohio have reportedly been spotted hanging around pizza parlors and practicing a wide variety of martial arts, Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza - Martial Arts - babylonbee.com, While many locals have described the turtles as a "frightening menace" - local reporter April O'Neil has adamantly defended them
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