Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service – Babylon Bee
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Tags: "And if the worship team breaks into a 30-minute spontaneous burpee worship sesh - you're in trouble if you're not in tip-top shape", "That's why I always stack supplements before getting my praise on!", "When the Spirit leads you to wave your arms around and roll around on the floor for three straight hours - it can really take it out of you" - said Twibbins, At publishing time Twibbins only made it halfway through morning worship as he pulled a hamstring while giving a prophetic word, Doctors typically recommend drinking plenty of water and stretching for at least one hour before any Pentecostal worship service, For more advanced worshippers - taking supplements is also recommended, In preparation for another grueling worship service - Pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction, Local Pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction of whey protein - creatine and beta-alanine for maximum gains and recovery, Pentecostal Man Takes Pre-Workout Before Church Service - BabylonBee.com, Sources say a typical Pentecostal worship service can burn up to seventeen thousand calories - depending on the level of anointing and outpouring that day
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