Britney Spears escapes to Hawaii for bikini break – Part ONE of SIX
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“Gimme Less”
Sung to the tune of
“Gimme More”
“Its quite a situation,
Me running ’round like
I’m out of control,
I give fits to the nation,
With extra pounds
and exposing my roll.
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme clothes to wear,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme pubic hair,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme kids who care,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme time not bare!
When will they see,
That I need to be free,
Rules don’t work for me,
Laws aren’t for Britney!
I drive and I go,
And I dress like a ho,
While I dance on a pole,
“Look At Me” is my goal,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme length of skirt,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme wearing shirt,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme empty glass,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme clothes on ass,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme K-Fed sex,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme lack of X,
Gimmie Gimmie Less,
Gimmie Less,
Gimmie guys who snitch,
Gimme Gimme Less,
Gimme Less,
Gimme Britney, bitch!”
Written by Rash Manly
22MOON.com
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THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG!
Sung to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”
“Sittin’ here up inside the county jail,
Even with my money I can’t buy no bail,
I told the judge I’m sorry but to no avail,
Now I’m cryin’ all the time and
you can hear me wail!
Unlock,
The door to my cellblock,
Just ask my last fan Chris Crock,
I’m Britney, bitch, and I rock!
Everywhere I stand or sit are funny smells,
Creepy stains are on all things in county jail,
Where my hangers on have fled it’s hard to tell,
All I got’s a jumpsuit and a bag of fan mail!
Poor me!
I’m a star, why don’t they see!
Laws don’t apply to Britney,
Chris Crocker, set me free!”
Written by Rash Manly 22MOON.com
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