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Archive for February 25, 2016

Glenn Beck calls Trump supporters “Brownshirts”

February 25, 2016

Trump himself denied any intention to crash Beck’s speech Wednesday morning to Fox News’ “Fox & Friends.”

“No, I didn’t, but when I walked in I saw that [Beck] was in the podium, and there were thousands of people in the room, not too many listening to him,” Trump said. “He’s not a very good guy to listen to, frankly. He’s boring.”

Trump said “the place went crazy” when he walked in and people rushed to where he stood, leaving Beck behind.

“They all ran away from him … and he was standing up there talking to nobody, and he steamed out of the room,” Trump said. “And I didn’t do it on purpose, but I happened to be there, and … I bet 90 percent of the people in that particular area were with us.”

Chimps throwing darts at a dictionary would be right more often

February 25, 2016

The cluelessness of the GOP pundit class is infuriating, but may ultimately be our salvation. Nothing they say about anything is ever right, even accidentally.

This is making the TV news shows resemble Monty Python’s “Upperclass Twit of the Year” contest. The twits don’t notice the starting gun, run into one another, fall down, run themselves over with their own cars and, then, the remaining contestants all shoot themselves in the head.

Anyone who talks about politics on TV isn’t going to win them all, but when your horse takes a dump in every single race, week after week, why should we listen to you next time?

Myth of sub conscious White Racism exposed

February 25, 2016

After all, everybody knows that blacks suffer under the pervasive burden of white racism. But, Nosek admits, “We began the present research sharing this presumption and were surprised to find contrary evidence.”

National Enquirer claims Justice Scalia was murdered

February 25, 2016

In a bombshell world exclusive, The National ENQUIRER has learned that U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was murdered!

The new issue of The ENQUIRER — on newsstands now — exposes the shocking details with a photo recreation of the judge’s final moments!

The ENQUIRER has talked to top Washington insiders who confirm that Scalia’s unexpected passing has “all the markings of a political assassination!”

Discover why authorities refused to perform an autopsy on Scalia!

Learn about the night that Scalia’s bodyguard mysteriously disappeared, and how the pillow over the deceased judge’s face shows that the death was staged!

Desperate Anti-Trump activists caught black handed

February 25, 2016

Donald Trump’s critics tried to pass off fake Ku Klux Klan members as his supporters on social media Tuesday night. A closer look at the images reveal the so-called white supremacists were black.

Almost 50 percent of Nevada caucus-goers gave the Republican hopeful an easy victory on Tuesday night, but not before a bizarre attempt at character assassination by black citizens in KKK garb. Not all of the photos shared on social media showed the color of their skin, which was taken advantage of by Trump’s detractors.

Desperate Hillary visits Olivia Pope’s office

February 25, 2016

Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton visited the cast and crew of ABC’s political thriller Scandal while fundraising in Los Angeles on Monday.

25-year-old whiner Yelp employee told to put on her Big Girl Pants

February 25, 2016

Dear Talia Jane,

After reading your article detailing the absolute struggle you dealt with while working for a Bay Area based corporation, I felt it imperative to address your concerns and, above all, your obvious need for financial assistance. It sounds like you’ve hit some real post Haitian earthquake style hard times, so maybe some advice will help while you drink the incredibly expensive bourbon you posted on your Instagram account and eat that bag of rice, which was the only other thing you could afford!

Danielle Armstrong stacked and packed – Part THREE of FOUR

February 25, 2016

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They patched up their romance at the end of the last series of TOWIE, but could the fun already be over for TOWIE stars James Lock and Danielle Armstrong?

James, 27, admitted to cheating on Danielle, 25, before their relationship was official, but the couple made up when he confessed his love to her while hanging out the top of a limo in a romantic gesture.

Yet the pair looked rather distant as they holidayed in sunny Morocco last week, with both reality stars more interested in playing with their phones, rather than looking at one another.