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‘Clausmobile’ Top Secret photos leaked on the Internet


Top secret photos
have emerged from
The South Pole of
four of at least seven
new Santa Claus
vehicles St. Nicholas
and his elves have
been constructing
since 2007.

The four shone
here have been
tested and are fully operational for the
2009 Christmas
delivery rush.
The faster sleeker
“ClausMobiles” can
cover the entire globe
in less time,
allowing the reindeer 
more free time and
to lower stress on
the overworked
animals so they can
do more personal appearances on
behalf of Santa.
All four vehicles
shown here can
travel on land,
sea, and air,
as well as limited
space flight.
The “Santa Magic”
power system is
carbon neutral and
does not emit gases
of any type.
All vehicles use“vibration match damping” to counter
the vibration of air molecules, which
makes each“SantaMobile”
emit no sound
All photos by Xinhua/cri.cn/Reuters




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