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Archive for May 30, 2013

Zuckerberg’s Facebook tool for Big Half Brother Obama

May 30, 2013

A St. Louis TV anchor claims everything was going along swimmingly until he asked President Obama about the First Family’s many vacations. After that, he says, things took a turn for the worse and not only is Larry Conners now a former anchor for KMOV in St. Louis, he’s also being harassed by the IRS.

Geniuses that represent the future of our country quick to sign off on IRS discrimination

May 30, 2013

On Thursday, the Centennial Institute released a video from Caleb Bonham, a conservative pundit, touring a local college campus and asking the students to sign a thank you card to the IRS for targeting tea party groups. Predictably, the geniuses that represent the future of our country were quick to sign off on IRS discrimination against conservatives.
“I think it’s a fake scandal and it makes sense to prosecute the 501(c)3s or whatever it is,” says one bike-riding, bearded, long-haired torch-bearer for American values. “I think this is pretty rad,” says another Phi Beta Kappa member. “I read about that, I thought it was pretty funny because the IRS is actually doing the right thing but the wrong thing at the same time, you know what I mean?” babbles one behatted female student.
“I love discrimination!” says one student. “Support Obama, target the tea party!” says another.
A huge number of student loans are subsidized by taxpayers.

Italian designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are facing a prison sentence

May 30, 2013

Globally known Italian designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are facing a prison sentence for tax evasion.

The fashion designers can be jailed for 2.5 years. They are accused of tax evasion in the amount of one billion euros. In March of this year Dolce and Gabbana were sentenced to a fine of 343 million euros, but they continue to insist on their innocence.

According to investigators, since 2004, when two companies – Dolce & Gabbana Luxemburg sarl and Gado sarl – were created in Luxembourg, the designers have been engaged in falsification of tax documents and financial statements. As a result, the Italian treasury did not receive about one billion euros.

John McCain poses with kidnapper?

May 30, 2013

WASHINGTON — Senator John McCain’s office is pushing back against reports that while visiting Syria this week he posed in a photo with rebels who kidnapped 11 Lebanese Shi’ite pilgrims.
The photo, released by McCain’s office, shows McCain with a group of rebels. Among them are two men identified in the Lebanese press as Mohamed Nour and Abu Ibrahim, two of the kidnappers of the group from Lebanon.
A McCain spokesman said that no one who met with McCain identified themselves by either of those names.
“In coordination with the Syrian Emergency Task Force, Senator John McCain traveled to and from Syria with General Salim Idris, the chief of staff of the Supreme Military Council of the Syrian opposition, to meet with two senior Free Syrian Army commanders,” said McCain spokesman Brian Rogers on Wednesday in an email to BuzzFeed. “None of the individuals the Senator planned to meet with was named Mohamad Nour or Abu Ibrahim. A number of other Syrian commanders joined the meeting, but none of them identified himself as Mohamad Nour or Abu Ibrahim.”
“As the Syrian Emergency Task Force has said: ‘Senator McCain did not go to Syria to meet with anyone named Mohamad Nour or Abu Ibrahim. Two members of our organization were present in the meeting, and no one called himself by either name.’”
Rogers said that if the man in the photo turns out to actually be Mohamed Nour, that is “regrettable.”

Jennifer Lopez’s near lap dance on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ – raunchy VIDEO

May 30, 2013

No doubt millions of children pestered their parents to let them stay up for the Britain’s Got Talent semi-final results show on Tuesday.

Given that it was half-term, no doubt millions agreed – only to be greeted by the less than child-friendly sight of Jennifer Lopez gyrating on stage in a thong and fishnet tights.

Her explicit dance routine provoked a furious backlash online, with campaigners calling on Ofcom to ‘crack down’ on ITV for airing it on a family show.

Best news bloopers of May 2013

May 30, 2013

For some reason, people seem to really enjoy it when people working in news mess up horribly.

Maybe because it’s hilarious.

The YouTube channel “NewsBeFunny” has uploaded its compilation of the best news bloopers for May 2013. The video already has more than 251,000 views in just two days.

From the now-fired sports reporter who commended the Chicago Blackhawks for having an “tremendous amount of sex” in the regular season to the Houston weatherman who couldn’t get ride of his hiccups during his weather segment, this video has it all.

Amanda Bynes may be Schizophrenic

May 30, 2013

She claimed that it was a case of mistaken identity when pictures of herself partying in her Big Apple apartment recently surfaced in In Touch magazine.

But in the snaps, it is clear that is in fact Amanda Bynes throwing what appears to be an impromptu party for three earlier this month.

In the shocking party photos, Amanda is seen reclining on her bed which is stripped down to a bare mattress with no sheets or other bedding.

Blame Benghazi on Barack

May 30, 2013

When the American mission in Benghazi, Libya was attacked on September 11th, 2012, only one person had the positional authority, legal mandate, and communications apparatus to give the order to defend our personnel on the ground: the President of the United States.

Celebrity sex addicts

May 30, 2013

A WIFE yesterday revealed how her husband’s sex addiction ripped their marriage apart.

Mum-of-two Nicola Merrimen told The Sun how hubby Mark, 36, pestered her for nookie more than five times a day – and then cheated when she couldn’t satisfy his insatiable appetite.

Nicola, 27, shared her story to raise awareness of the addiction.

She can seek solace in the knowledge she’s not alone.

Sex Addicts Anonymous claims FOUR MILLION people in Britain are addicted to sex.

And there are some very famous sufferers, too.

Here’s our TOP TEN celebrity sexaholics, in no particular order.

How Aspartame became legal

May 30, 2013

From Norfolk Genetic Information Network (Taken from Welcome to the Spin Machine by Michael Manville http://www.freezerbox.com/archive/2001/04/biotech/ http://www.freezerbox.com/ )

In 1985 Monsanto purchased G.D. Searle, the chemical company that held the patent to aspartame, the active ingredient in NutraSweet. Monsanto was apparently untroubled by aspartame’s clouded past, including a 1980 FDA Board of Inquiry, comprised of three independent scientists, which confirmed that it “might induce brain tumors.”

The FDA had actually banned aspartame based on this finding, only to have Searle Chairman Donald Rumsfeld (currently the Secretary of Defense) vow to “call in his markers,” to get it approved.

On January 21, 1981, the day after Ronald Reagan’s inauguration, Searle re-applied to the FDA for approval to use aspartame in food sweetener, and Reagan’s new FDA commissioner, Arthur Hayes Hull, Jr., appointed a 5-person Scientific Commission to review the board of inquiry’s decision.

It soon became clear that the panel would uphold the ban by a 3-2 decision, but Hull then installed a sixth member on the commission, and the vote became deadlocked. He then personally broke the tie in aspartame’s favor. Hull later left the FDA under allegations of impropriety, served briefly as Provost at New York Medical College, and then took a position with Burston-Marsteller, the chief public relations firm for both Monsanto and GD Searle. Since that time he has never spoken publicly about aspartame.