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TRASHY MOVIE SATURDAY NIGHT XXIX

February 2, 2013

Trashy Movie Saturday Night Four Feature Films – ‘War Of The Monsters’ – ‘Attack Of The Monsters’ – ‘Attack Of The Giant Leeches’ – ‘Detour’

Jennifer Aniston making a stink about her fiancé Justin Theroux

February 2, 2013

TALK about making a stink! Jennifer Aniston has kicked fiancé Justin Theroux out of her bedroom because he can’t stop breaking wind, a close friend claims.

Justin turned into a natural gas hazard after Jen put him on a spe­cial diet, says the source – and now he’s sleeping alone until his tummy troubles go away.

“HE CAN’T WIN, THAT GUY,” said the friend. “The sad thing is the flatulence problem is not his fault at all.”

As The ENQUIRER recently re­ported, Jen and Justin, 41, were on vacation in Mexico, where they feasted on high-calorie treats pre­pared by a private chef.

The 44-year-old “Friends” beau­ty ditched her rigorous diet and exercise routines for enchiladas, guacamole and chips. Photos of her even had us wondering if she had a bun in the oven or just an extra bur­rito in her belly.

But upon the couple’s return to Los Angeles, the insider says Jennifer cooked up a special menu for her vegetarian beau that quickly poisoned the at­mosphere.

“She put him on a strict diet of legumes – lentils, beans and soy beans,” disclosed the friend.

Tough Guy Chris Brown gets a butt whipping from Frank Ocean

February 2, 2013

BANDAGED hands are becoming a must-have.
Just a day after The Sun showed ONE DIRECTION’s ZAYN MALIK with a patched-up mitt, here’s CHRIS BROWN in a cast.

It came following his bust-up with Brit Awards nominee FRANK OCEAN on Sunday night.

RIHANNA will do herself no favours with her fans if she signs it.

In Bizarre yesterday, Rihanna revealed he’s on his final warning – declaring: “He doesn’t have the luxury of f***ing up again. That’s just not an option.”

Landing himself in hassle with Frank obviously doesn’t count

Mall security guard tasers berserk mother

February 2, 2013

Reddit users have helped raise more than $18,000 to buy new and better equipment for “kick ass mall cop” Darien Long after video of him using his Taser on an out of control mother went viral.

The incident that quickly garnered national attention occurred about eight months ago at Atlanta’s Metro Mall. It all began when Long, who is both the on-site manager and security guard at the mall, attempted to quiet a group of children who were making noise, prompting the kids’ mother to begin harassing and threatening him.

Long showed incredible patience and restraint as the mother and a number of other women berated him continuously. Even the young children eventually began mocking the security guard, calling him “gay.”

King Obama still sandbagging building the Keystone oil pipeline

February 2, 2013

WASHINGTON, Jan 31 (Reuters) – The Obama administration’s decision on the Keystone XL oil pipeline will not be made until at least June, a U.S. official said, which would delay the project for months and frustrate backers of Canada’s oil sands.

Pet tortoise Manuela survives 30 years in a record player box in a storage room

February 2, 2013

Many might say it is impossible for a tortoise to survive three decades living in a record player box inside a filthy storage room. Those people would also be wrong.

One fateful day 30 years ago, a pleasant Brazilian family lost their tortoise named Manuela. Little did they know he never even left. As Gizmodo humorously puts it, “Manuela got condemned to three decades of solitude in a dark dusty place full of crap.”

The tortoise apparently got lost while the family’s home was being renovated in the 1980s. Sueli Almeida said he thought “she had fled because the mason who did the work of the house leaving the gate open.”

But that wasn’t the case. Manuela apparently got trapped in the storage room where the man of the house, Leonel Almedia, stored a variety of worthless junk, including electronic devices. Inside an old box of a record player is where Manuela the tortoise would call home for 30 years.

Obama pushing Aspartame for grade school kids

February 2, 2013

The Obama administration’s Department of Agriculture has released nutrition standards for “competitive” foods and has outlawed snacks considered unhealthy by the nanny state federal government.
“Regular soda is out, though high-schoolers may have access to diet versions,” The Hill reports.
That’s right – the government is recommending our kids drink soda laden with the deadly neurotoxin aspartame.
As usual, the right hand of government has no idea what the left hand is doing… or maybe it does.
Aspartame is so dangerous and detrimental to health, even the FDA has failed to approve it – for two decades running.

Ashley Judd divorcing her race car husband Dario Franchitti

February 2, 2013

Actress Ashley Judd and her husband, race car driver Dario Franchitti, are divorcing, Us Weekly is reporting.

“We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed,” the couple said in a statement.

Shortly after the statement was released Judd tweeted: “Family forever. @dariofranchitti.”

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Franchitti also sent a tweet of his own: “@ashleyjudd family forever.”

The couple was married in December 2001 in a castle in Scotland, Franchitti’s home country.