A Barack Obama Halloween
“gimmie all your candy kid!”
.
Be the politically
correct hit
of your neighborhood
this Halloween with a
Barack Obama Halloween
to delight the Trick
or Treaters!
And it is so
easy to do!
When the costumed kids
come to your door,
instead of giving them candy,
grab their bag from them,
using force if necessary.
Dump all of their
collected Halloween candy
into a large container and
then give each child a
small handful of their
own candy back.
Then tell the kids,
“I’m taking most of
your candy you spent
hours collecting,
so I can give it to other
kids too lazy to go
Trick or Treating.”
.
“Then I’ll tell the lazy
kids the candy is coming
from me,
so I can get all the credit
and they will vote for
me for Best Halloween
House in Town for
rewarding them!”
Just follow these simple
instructions this Halloween
for an Obama Happy
Halloween,
the lazy kids will
love you for it!
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