Britney Spears shaved her head to conceal Meth abuse?
____GREEN link below
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______‘Meth–addled’
______Britney Spears
-_____shaved her head
______to cover up drug
___________use,
______former manager
_____Sam Lufti’s lawyer
._____tells Los Angeles
.____jury – NYPOST.com
THE BRITNEY SPEARS JAIL SONG!
Sung to the tune of “Jailhouse Rock”
“Sittin’ here up inside the county jail,
Even with my money I can’t buy no bail,
I told the judge I’m sorry but to no avail,
Now I’m cryin’ all the time and
you can hear me wail!
Unlock,
The door to my cellblock,
Just ask my last fan Chris Crock,
I’m Britney, bitch, and I rock!
Everywhere I stand or sit are funny smells,
Creepy stains are on all things in county jail,
Where my hangers on have fled it’s hard to tell,
All I got’s a jumpsuit and a bag of fan mail!
Poor me!
I’m a star, why don’t they see!
Laws don’t apply to Britney,
Chris Crocker, set me free!”
Written by Rash Manly 22MOON.com
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