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Kim Kardashian role model

June 21, 2012

She’s the woman who makes Paris Hilton seem shy, retiring and misunderstood.

The proud owner of a bottom so generous and rounded that it makes J-Lo’s look like a sad, deflated balloon.

A member of a family so unhinged and dysfunctional that, in comparison, the Osbournes seem well-adjusted, everyday folk. And a bride whose marriage was so short-lived that wedding guests were still digesting the cake when the divorce papers were filed.

I am, of course, talking about Kim Kardashian, an American reality TV star who has found fame and made a considerable fortune despite having no discernable talent to speak of.

She is the main star of Keeping up With The Kardashians, a fly-on-the-wall series about the exploits of her extended family, which has become a huge hit on both sides of the Atlantic.

But now Kim has been singled out by a British headmistress as a splendid example of all that is wrong with Western society.

Dr Helen Wright, the head of St Mary’s School, an exclusive girls’ boarding school in Wiltshire, made her claim after one men’s magazine branded Miss Kardashian ‘the hottest woman in the world’.

A fuming Dr Wright said: ‘The hottest woman in the world? Really? Is this what we want our young people to aim for? Is this what success should mean to them?’

She also accused Kim of making her fortune from ‘meanness, scandal and boundary-less living’.

Harsh words indeed, but for those Britons who have never succumbed to the guilty TV pleasure that is Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim remains something of a mystery.

So here, for the uninitiated, is everything you need to know about the woman who won’t be getting a Christmas card from Dr Wright.

Kim Kardashian compares herself to the Virgin Mary

June 21, 2012

Kim Kardashian said there’s a way she could be considered like the Virgin Mary.

No, really.

The reality star made famous by a graphic sex tape with the singer Ray J outlined on Monday night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” the scenario in which she and Jesus’ mom could be comparable.

“I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.”

Was Kim Kardashian’s sex tape Mama Pimp’s idea?

June 21, 2012

This week, Kim Kardashian acknowledged her sex tape was the reason she leaped to fame.

Speaking to Oprah Winfrey, she admitted the release of the x-rated film with ex-boyfriend Ray J ‘humiliated’ the family.

However, in an extraordinary development, her estranged husband Kris Humphries is said to have claimed her mother Kris Jenner conceived the idea of a tape in the first place.
According to TMZ, Humphries told Myla that Jenner not only told Kim to make a sex tape, but also to re-film the original because it wasn’t ‘pretty enough’.

Sex toy mistaken for double headed mushroom

June 21, 2012

Sex toy mistaken for rare double headed mushroom
The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.
Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Hard-pressed to identify the flexible, fungi-like object, perplexed residents alerted the local news station, which immediately sent reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.
In her coverage of the finding, broadcast last Sunday on the station’s investigative journalism program Xi’an Up Close, Ye thoroughly probed different aspects of the discovery, interviewing locals and inserting her own research on the alleged mushroom. Despite Ye’s earnest reporting, her and the villagers’ obliviousness of the object’s real identity has now lent itself to national amusement.