Danielle Staub sensual sexy song siren
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Danielle Staub
of The Real Housewives
of New Jersey debuted her
singing ability on the Bravo
show Watch What Happens
hosted by Andy Cohen on
Monday night June 21st.
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____Producer Andy Cohen
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Regular Housewife show
viewer have been subjected
to the singing of both the
Countess LuAnn de Lesseps
of The Real Housewives of
New Jersey and the vocal
stylings of Real Housewives
of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak.
Kim Zolciak’s song Tardy For
The Party has a catchy hook
to it,
but Kim‘s singing is enhanced
with computer tool Autotune
to put it mildly.
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Kim is no songbird,
shall we say.
The Countess LuAnn’s song
“Money Can’t Buy You Class”
is not a terrible song either,
but has many pundits have said,
‘money can buy you Autotune’.
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Tonight Danielle Staub
displayed on live television
her singing ability.
Danielle was not using
any Autotune computer
wizardry that I could detect.
She was not good.
Danielle was great –
seriously –
DANIELLE STAUB
can really sing and
sing really well!
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Link in GREEN
to the video of
the song ‘Real Close’
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___Trainwreck NOT!
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.I was in shock,
my wife was in shock,
Andy Cohen looked
like he was in shock.
Danielle Staub was
great and the song
she sang with her
hot female piano player,
sexy lesbian Lori Michaels,
who also wrote the song,
was also great.
The song itself was
very very good –
yes,
I would say yet again
great!
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Bravo to Danielle
for showing the world
she has more talents
than pole dancing and
drama enhancing.
The girl can really
sing without a computer
helping her.
Who’d a thunk it!
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Plus in tonight’s episode
Danielle got her breast
implants repaired.
Danielle also figured
out that the two faced
beyotch who owns the
Porsche clothing store,
Kim D.,
is a two faced beyotch
who can not be trusted.
Table Tipping Teresa
Giudice threw a giant
party at her mansion
which she can not afford.
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Dina Manzo has left the
show for reasons unknown.
(Dina claimed it was
because of Danielle Staub –
but then again Dina told
Andy Cohen she had no
idea the Housewives
shows had drama in them.)
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Dina,
do not pee on the
viewer’s leg and tell
them it is raining!
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So now I like Danielle
somewhat again,
at least she has talent.
The whole show is
one big DRAMA-DEE
to watch.
(Comedy-Drama)
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___Bethenny Frankel
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Bethenny’s Getting
Married show is a
giant yawn to sit through –
NO BETHENNY NUDITY
and it is just boring somehow.
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And Danielle’s new pair
are way big and round –
not that I noticed.
Rash (Drama King) Manly
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Housewives links
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Below is Danielle’s very intelligent,
madly beautiful 15 year old daughter.
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____DANIELLE STAUB
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