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Victoria Beckham is too sexy for her shirt, too sexy for her shirt, too sexy!

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NOTHING shatters

an ice-cool celebrity

persona quite like

an appalling ringtone

blaring out every

time they receive

a call,

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the amazing

Gordon Smart

reports for the

U.K. Sun

February 5th,

2010.

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And VICTORIA BECKHAM

has the worst I have heard

to date –

RIGHT SAID FRED’s camp

classic I’m Too Sexy.

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Posh has become a fashion icon,

but a practical joke by her

footie ace fella DAVID has

tarnished that image.

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Becks managed to get hold

of his missus’s mobile –

probably to check for text

messages from

SIMON COWELL –

and set it up for brothers

RICHARD and FRED

FAIRBRASS’s gay anthem

to squeal out loud and proud

whenever someone calls.

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And Victoria confessed

she is so useless with

technology she doesn’t

know how to change it.

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She said:

“It was David who set

my phone up to play

Right Said Fred.


“Honestly –

he’s trying to take the

p*** and I can’t change it

because I’m rubbish

with phones.


“I’ll be at the gym

and suddenly I’ve got

Right Said Fred playing

and I’m so mortified.”

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You would think the

Beckhams would have

someone on the payroll

to deal with headaches

like that.


Surely kids BROOKLYN and

ROMEO are now old enough

to be able to fix it for mum…

though it would probably

be asking a bit too much

to get four-year-old

CRUZ to sort it.


The prank was revealed

during an interview with

fashion bible Love magazine.

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Victoria was being interviewed

for the glossy by her designer

pal GILES DEACON.


You can tell a lot about

celebrities from their

ringtones.


LEONA LEWIS has a bit of

sickly CELINE DION‘s soppy

ballad My Heart Will Go On.

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Grim.


And BRITNEY SPEARS

downloaded upbeat anthem

Don’t Stop Believin’

to her mobile.


That’s the original version

by soft rockers JOURNEY,

mind –

not X Factor champ

JOE McELDERRY‘s effort or the

one from US TV show Glee.

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Rockers KINGS OF LEON‘s

ringtone choices are far

more impressive, ranging

from JOY DIVISION and

MGMT to THE CRIBS.

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But I can’t see any of
these suiting Posh’s tastes.

She should have pal
JENNIFER LOPEZ‘s latest
track Louboutins –
surely a designer shoe-based
ringtone would be more
up Victoria’s street.
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The former SPICE GIRL

turned designer has taken

the fashion world by storm

with her high-end

women’s dresses.

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_Victoria Beckham in Armani

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But it won’t be long

before the fellas are

wearing Posh’s clobber

as well.

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She revealed she is keen

to expand into men’s suits.

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She said:

“I’m intrigued

by men’s tailoring.

It’s something I’d love

to learn more about.”

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Send me a whistle VB

and I’ll fix your phone

for you.


I promise I won’t

read your texts…

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Posh Beck link in GREEN


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