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Janet Napolitano politically correctly showing she is an idiot




__Ivana Trump
_escorted off plane:
“the system worked”

By Ann Coulter

____December 30th, 2009




In response to a Nigerian Muslim

trying to blow up a flight from
Amsterdam to Detroit on
Christmas Day,
the government will now prohibit
international travelers from going
to the bathroom in the last hour
before the plane lands.

Terrorists who plan to bomb planes

during the first seven hours of the
eight-hour flight,
should face no difficulties,
provided they wait until after the
complimentary beverage service
has been concluded.

How do they know Umar Farouk

Abdulmutallab didn’t wait until the
end of the flight to try to detonate
explosives because he heard the
stewardess announce that the food
service was over and seats would have
to be placed in their upright position?

I can’t finish my snack?
This plane is going down!

Also prohibited in the last hour of

international flights will be: blankets,
computers and in-flight entertainment.

Another triumph in Janet Napolitano’s
“Let’s stay one step behind
the terrorists” policy!

For the past eight years,
approximately 2 million Americans
a day have been subjected to humiliating
searches at airport security checkpoints,
forced to remove their shoes and jackets,
to open their computers,
and to remove all liquids from
their carry-on bags,
except minuscule amounts in marked
3-ounce containers placed in Ziploc
plastic bags —
folding sandwich bags are verboten —
among other indignities.


was the price we had to
pay for safe airplanes.

The one security precaution the
government refused to consider was
to require extra screening for passengers
who looked like the last three-dozen
terrorists to attack airplanes.

Since Muslims took down

Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie,
in 1988,
every attack on a commercial airliner
has been committed by foreign-born
Muslim men with the same hair color,
eye color and skin color.

Half of them have
been named Mohammed.

An alien from the planet
“Not Politically Correct” would have
surveyed the situation after 9/11
and said:
“You are at war with an
enemy without uniforms,
without morals,
without a country and
without a leader —
but the one advantage you have
is they all look alike. …
What? …
What did I say?”

The only advantage we have in a
war with stateless terrorists was
ruled out of order ab initio by
political correctness.

And so,

despite 5 trillion Americans
opening laptops, surrendering
lip gloss and drinking breast milk
in airports day after day for the
past eight years,
the government still couldn’t stop
a Nigerian Muslim from nearly
blowing up a plane over Detroit
on Christmas Day.

The “warning signs” exhibited

by this particular passenger
included the following:

His name was Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab.

He’s Nigerian.

He’s a Muslim.

His name was Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab.

He boarded a plane
in Lagos Nigeria.

He paid nearly $3,ooo
in cash for his ticket

He had no luggage.

His name was Umar
Farouk Abdulmutallab.
_____HELD: Umar Abdul Mutallab

Two months ago,
his father warned the U.S. that he
was a radical Muslim and possibly

If our security procedures

can’t stop this guy,
can’t we just dispense with those
procedures altogether?

What’s the point exactly?

(To be fair,

the father’s warning might have
been taken more seriously if he had
not simultaneously asked for the
U.S. Embassy’s Social Security
number and bank routing number
in order to convey a $28$ million
inheritance that was trapped in
a Nigerian bank account.)

The warning from Abdulmutallab’s

father put his son on some list,
but not the “no fly” list.

it’s tougher to get on the “no fly” list
than it was to get into Studio 54
in the ’70s.

the only people on the “no fly” list”
are the Blind Sheik and Sean Penn.

The government is like the drunk
looking for his keys under a lamppost.

Someone stops to help,
and asks,
“Is this where you lost them?”

the drunk answers,
but the light’s better here.

The government refuses to perform the

only possibly effective security check —
search Muslims —
so instead it harasses infinitely
compliant Americans.

Will that help avert
a terrorist attack?

but the Americans don’t complain.
The only reason Abdulmutallab
didn’t succeed in bringing down
an airplane with 278 passengers
was that:
A brave Dutchman leapt from
his seat and extinguished the
smoldering Nigerian; and
the Nigerian apparently didn’t have
enough detonating fluid to cause
a powerful explosion.

In addition to the no blanket,

no computer,
no bathroom rule,
perhaps the airlines could add this
to their preflight announcement about
seat belts and emergency exits:
“Should a passenger sitting near you
attempt to detonate an explosive device,
you may be called upon to
render emergency assistance.

Would you be willing to do so
under those circumstances?

If not we will assign
you another seat …”








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