Katy Perry Branded!
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RUSSELL BRAND’s
“fame wand”
has put hundreds
of women under
its spell,
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Gordon Smart
reports for
The U.K. Sun
November 9th.
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But the comic pledged to
be faithful to KATY PERRY
in front of 5,000 fans at
his Royal Albert Hall
gig on Sunday,
the last of his
Scandalous tour shows.
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To the disappointment
of willing lady fans,
my three-time
Shagger Of The Year
declared:
“I’ve taken a pledge.
I can’t break it now.
There will be
no more threesomes.”
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I’m sure that news
will gladden Katy –
pictured with her man
at the aftershow party
in Hampstead.
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But how will it
affect Russ’s career?
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His stand-up routine
has been centred on his
prodigious womanising –
what will he have to write
about now he’s a
one-woman guy?
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