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The Top Ten List Of Things NOT TO DO at a Tea Party!

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The Top Ten

List Of Things
NOT TO DO AT
THE JULY 4
TEA PARTIES!


By Rash Manly
22moon.com

July 3rd, 2009


10:
DO NOT WEAR your
Obama is a shopaholic
teleprompter puppet commie
fibber egotistic narcissistic
socialist stooge T shirt
to the Tea Party –
as this may be
considered an insult to
the shopaholic teleprompter
puppet commie fibber
egotistic narcissistic
socialist President.

9.
DO NOT SAY the phrases
“Hang Tough”, “Hang Out”,
“Hang Loose”
or any phrase or use of
the word “Hang” –
or the mainstream Obama worshipping media will
report that the Tea Party
crowd was chanting
“HANG OBAMA”
and/or
“HANG THE PRESIDENT”
at the top of their lungs.

8.
DO NOT CONFRONT
the ACORN infiltrators
in the crowd sent to
stir up trouble.
Stay at least ten
feet from them.
They have cooties.

7.
DO NOT RAISE your voice
or hold too much eye
contact with mainstream
media reporters.
They will consider
that a physical threat.

6.
WHEN YOU ARE asked
anger inducing baiting
questions from
Media Matters Nabobs
or Huffington Post Pests,
DO NOT raise your voice
or quote the Constitution,
as this will be considered
a direct threat
on their life.

5.
DO NOT BRING a cooler
of cold alcoholic beverages
to the Tea Party,
or the Obama Lapdog Media
will report,

“The racist mob
mentality was fueled
by moonshine and
madness –
a powder keg of
bigoted bombshells
ready to explode!”

4.
DO NOT LEAVE any litter
at the site of your
Tea Party or MSNBC
will report,
“The Tea Bagging
bigots left a legacy
of wanton destruction
in their path,
and cleaning up the
mess could run perhaps
into the millions
of dollars!”

3.
Don’t carry any
signs that read,

“DON’T TAKE AWAY
OUR GUN RIGHTS,
CUT DOWN SPENDING,
PRESIDENT OBAMA,
FOR GOD’S SAKE!”

Left Wing bloggers
will take the photograph
of the sign and photoshop
it to read,

“DO
____GUN
____DOWN
PRESIDENT OBAMA
FOR GOD’S SAKE!


2.
DO NOT HOLD up large
photos of Nancy Pelosi.
This will scare young
children in the crowd.

1.
DO NOT UTTER
the phrase
“Borders, Language, Culture”
or
“Doctor Michael Savage”

The Left Wing fears him,
most of the Right Wing
and Fox News ignore him,
and you will never again
be allowed to visit
The United Kingdom.


Rash Manly
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July 3rd, 2009
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22moon.com
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