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Cristiano Ronaldo is not gay, super gay, or even ultra gay. Really, he is not gay gay gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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What was he pinking? ... Cristiano Ronaldo



HE waxes his legs,

wears the tightest

white trunks known

to man and thinks

it is OK to perch a

pink flower

behind his ear,

Gordon Smart

reports for

The U.K. Sun

June 10th.


















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Only in the world of Premier

League football could

CRISTIANO RONALDO think

his fashion sense is acceptable.


But the Manchester United


metrosexual has defended his

camp clobber and claims he

dresses more conservatively

than people in the world’s

“look-at-me” capital,

Los Angeles.


The Portuguese winker,

24, said:

“I don’t know why people

are so interested in what

I wear on holiday.


Last year,

when I was in LA,

everyone was talking

about my tight trunks.


“Have you seen what

people in LA wear?


I was the most normal

dressed person over there.”


“Anyway,

what’s wrong with

wearing tight pants?


They look good and it’s

better than having tan

lines down your legs.”


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Ah,

the all-important tan lines.

No preening athlete at the top

of his game should let those

show —

be they St Tropez-aided

or not.





He added:

“This year it was the pink

hat with the flower.


I don’t see what

is wrong with it.



“I can see why,

if you weren’t comfortable

with your sexuality,

you might not wear it.


But I’m very comfortable

so it’s not a problem for me.


“Men wear pink these days.
OK,
not many men wear flowers,
but it’s good to be different.”


The Sun has already crowned

Ronaldo Queen of the

“Campions League”

but his holiday look isn’t

as original as he claims.


GEORGE MICHAEL pioneered

bulge-hugging white shorts

when belting out limp-wristed

classics with WHAM!

in the Eighties.


The United star —

linked with a big-money

transfer to Real Madrid —

is again holidaying in LA.


He was snapped outside

celebrity hangout Hyde Lounge

in Hollywood on Monday night

after being dropped off in the

most inconspicuous of vehicles —

a stretch Hummer.


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He was wearing an unusually

sensible blue T-shirt and

black slacks —

but his bronzed skin was the

same shade as a mahogany

dressing table.


Naturally,

the wonder winger believes

he is the snappiest dresser

at Old Trafford.


He boasted:

“Am I the best dresser at

Manchester United?

Yes,

I would like to think I am.

“But most of the boys

are pretty sharp dressers,

especially RIO FERDINAND.

He knows how to

dress to impress.”


Last night The Sun asked

gay comic ALAN CARR for

his verdict on Ron’s wardrobe.


He said:

“Come on Ronaldo,

you wear stuff even

ELTON JOHN would say

“that’s too much”.

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2 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo is not gay, super gay, or even ultra gay. Really, he is not gay gay gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.”

  1. RONALTO VERY VERY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Xavi…

    Cristiano Ronaldo is not gay, super gay, or even ultra gay. Really, he is not gay gay gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. « 22MOON.COM…


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