Globe trotting Paris Hilton trots back to the U.S. with her globes!
PARIS HILTON’s boobs
are so up and down,
even the heiress needs to
check up on them,
Stuart Pink reports for
The U.K. Sun November 4th.
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The party girl’s cleavage
is an unpredictable creature.
Sometimes she appears rather busty,
but also quite, er, nimble.
Yesterday her assets well and truly
came out to play while appearing on
The Late Show in New York,
following her trip to London.
It felt like Paris had been in the UK
for months filming her TV show.
But it looks like the States are happy
to have her, and her cleavage, back…
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Where In The World
Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
Sung to the tune of
“Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego”
From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing
to a Southern latitude,
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
To falling,
To passing out,
Splat!
We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Written by Rash Manly 22MOON.com
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No bad :), it’s I remember, to in the future …
jouddeneniula - May 28, 2011 at 6:44 pm |
No bad :), it’s unusual, to in the future …
jouddeneniula - May 30, 2011 at 10:25 am |