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Amy Winehouse is seeking spiritual enlightenment without drugs for a change

 

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AMY WINEHOUSE has missed 

a fair few gigs in her time because 

she was in a right old state, 

The U.K. Sun reports September 1st.


 

But it was a first when she pulled 

out of a festival because she was 

in a state of Buddhist relaxation.


The smackhead singer has been trying 

to find peace in her chaotic life by 

chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo.


For those of us who just have a pint 

when we need to unwind, 

that’s a form of Nicherin Daishonin 

Buddhism. 

Er, right then.

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A source said: 

“One of her musicians introduced 

Amy to Buddhist chanting. 

She chants for ten minutes in the 

mornings and just before she sleeps.


“Amy has also been watching the 

interview clip of TINA TURNER 

chanting on YouTube and she 

reckons it’s already affecting her 

in a positive way.


“She has a string of Buddhist beads 

that she chants with, 

which she keeps in a red silk scarf.


“She says chanting is filling her life 

with positivity while she is trying 

to sort herself out.”

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Here we’ve mocked up Wino as a 

Buddha figure to celebrate her 

spiritual awakening.


It would take a hell of a lot of 

chanting to calm the furious 

organisers of the Rock En Seine 

festival in Paris. 

They have been considering legal 

action for breach of contract after 

Amy’s no-show last Friday.


Other fans of Buddhism include 

PETE DOHERTY, KATE MOSS, 

COURTNEY LOVE, PARIS HILTON 

and BRITNEY SPEARS.

What a surprise.

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The mantra Nam Myoho Renge Kyo 
is taken from the title of the greatest 
teaching of the first recorded Buddha, 
known as Siddhartha Gautama. 
He lived in India around 500 years 
before Christ was born.



The Lotus Sutra teaching declares 

that all living beings, regardless 

of gender or intelligence, 

have the potential to attain Buddhahood.


The chant enables believers to 

achieve absolute happiness and 

to act with boundless compassion.

Believers say they have then 

reached enlightenment.

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The same kind of feeling Amy gets 

most afternoons when her pals pop 

round with pockets full of illegal, 

mind-altering drugs, I presume.


This enlightenment has helped 

Wino get creative for her gig at 

Bestival on the Isle of Wight this weekend.


She is going to dress up as a mermaid, 

with her backing singers dolled up as sailors.


The Little Manky Mermaid should 

do a cover of Under The Sea.

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