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(Multiple true Rash Manly headlines!)

JESSICA SIMPSON has the best boobs in Hollywood – fact,
The U.K. Sun reports May 2nd.

The Dukes of Hazzard beauty came out on top in a poll by In Touch magazine, beating the likes of JENNIFER ANISTON and LINDSAY LOHAN in the process.

Unfortunately, Jessica has, as yet, not commentated on her victory but on her behalf, her dad and manager JOE has offered a few words of praise.

Joe said:

“She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up.”

Proud dad, indeed…

_____________________________

(Pervert alert!!!  

Jessica, check your bath and bedroom

for Daddy’s secret cameras…Rash)

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Next Hollywood star 

MAXI MOUNDS!
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