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FURIOUS women at angrylesbians.biz have launched a petition to stop JAMES CORDEN and MATHEW HORNE’s big-screen movie debut,
Lesbian Vampire Killers.


The group are also considering protesting on the film set and have blasted the project on their website: “A movie shamelessly catering to men’s girl-on-girl fantasies.

“Once more a movie exploiting lesbians and women is being made.”


The Gavin And Stacey duo should look out or there could be a real-life documentary sequel — Lesbian Celebrity Killers.


GAVIN and Smithy will have to wave goodbye to the mean streets of Barry and Billericay – their first film project is set to transform them into Tinseltown Lords.


I’ve got my hands on the script for Lesbian Vampire Killers — Gavin & Stacey stars MATHEW HORNEand JAMES CORDEN’s big screen debut — and I’m delighted to report that it’s hilarious.

I’ve no doubt it will propel them to the levels of transatlantic success enjoyed by fellow Brit comedians SIMON PEGG and RUSSELL BRAND.

Funnyman Pegg, who rose to fame through cult TV comedy Spaced, is now a firm Hollywood star.

And I reckon Matt and James — pictured complete with comedy fangs — can easily repeat his success having already won a Bafta for their hit BBC3 show.


The comedy caper sees the lads take starring roles in a bloodthirsty romp that features buckets of gore and plenty of bare breasts.

You can’t really ask for more in a movie, can you?

Filming will begin when the lads get back from the Cannes Film Festival, where they are due to unveil the exciting project to the world’s media.


Apologies for getting there first with the details, boys — but I just couldn’t resist.

The film plot sees failed children’s entertainer Fletch, played by James, accompany recently dumped best mate Jimmy, played by Mathew, on a trip to the countryside in a bid to mend his pal’s broken heart.

Things take a turn for the worse when they stumble upon a cursed village which is home to a coven of red-hot lady-loving blood-suckers.

I don’t want to give any more away but suffice to say the bungling duo eventually manage to save the day — after encountering a foul-mouthed priest and a quartet of very sexy female companions.

It’s clearly heavily indebted to top notch Brit zombie flick Shaun Of The Dead — but that’s no bad thing.


Newcomers STEWART WILLIAMS and PAUL HUPFIELD have penned a screenplay packed with the sort of memorable one-liners you will find yourself repeating endlessly down the pub.

Fletch’s observation about pal Jimmy is one of the few I can print in a family newspaper.

He says: “I swear next he’ll have me bummed by a big gay werewolf.”


You’ll have to wait a while to see the final product as it’s not due in cinemas until next year.

But I assure you it’ll be worth the wait.


Our TV comedy stars seem to have a habit of coming up trumps on the big screen.

Just no one mention Ant and Dec’s Alien Autopsy, alright?

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