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THE BRITNEY SPEARS BODYGUARD SONG

 

THE BRITNEY SPEARS BODYGUARD SONG
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Sung to the tune of
“These Boots Are Made For Walkin’.”
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“You keep sayin’,
That I need to stay home nights,
You keep layin’ all your advice on me,
.
When I’m playin’,
You watch everything I do,
.
Just quit payin’
All your attention to me!
..
My brutes don’t like your stalkin’,
You paparazzi zoo,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
.
You keep layin’
In wait to stab me in the back,
.
You keep me smellin’
Like somethin’  less than a rose,
.
You keep sayin’
I’m a train that’s jumped off it’s tracks,
.
You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes!
.
My brutes don’t like your gawkin’,
And takin’ pictures too,
.
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
.
You keep choosin’
Photos that make me look sleazy,
.
You say I’m losin’
All my looks and my fame,
.
You think bein’ a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I’m holdin’ you to blame!
.
My brutes aren’t made for talkin’,
That’s not what they do,
.
But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!”
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   Written by RASH MANLY      22MOON.COM
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