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Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!

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Sung to the tune of
“Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego”
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From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
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While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L.A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
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From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing,
To falling,
To passing out,
Splat!
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We can’t stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she’s not driving
A car and us insane!
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Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
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Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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written by Rash Manly / 22moon.com

3 Responses to “Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!”

  1. Not much detective work needed to prove this one. Paparazzi and Location and you’re all set…Great Post!!!

  2. Thank you Lika!
    Coming from a GREAT WRITER like you, that means
    the world to me!
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    Lika Starr writes the amazing LIKASTARR.COM
    everyone, it is a MUST READ site! Just check my elite blog
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    Rash


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